battlestar galactica, season 4, episode ten "sine qua non"
It’s been two long weeks, here we go bitches!
So nataliesix lived
And stuff is getting intense - arguing and yelling!
No the president is not dead, she just took a trip with crazy ass starbuck
Is Nataliesix seeing god?
Oh.
She’s dead.
Adama is being a whiny bitch
Except that he’s going to fuck up Athena right now
Mommy does not know best.
YOU PISSED ME OFF, ATHENA. NOW DIE.
He should have airlocked her ass. That’s what roslin would have done
Adama hates zarek. Of course he’d never give up power.
Back on galactica - adama is letting civvies, plebes, do the work? Hmm
Apollo’s hair looks terrible as a politician. It’s like Donald trump or something.
OH. It’s LAWYERMAN from season three.
Kitty
Kitty doesn’t like Apollo. It’s his hair.
So now saul and capricasix are going to get it on. EW.
Oh, now back to the ellen/six thing. EW.
I bet leoben is in the raptor. He would do some apeshit thing like that.
Pike was the twinky one on Demetrius, right? Aww. He’s dead now.
Searider falcon? Sounds like space erotica.
Aww. Kitty is in the bag.
Apollo’s story is getting boring. I think it’s because of his hair, and the addition of clothes.
And galactica just jumps away.
So everything was nuked? Or it’s another random baseship?
Does he not feed the cat because it’s a cylon??? Naw. That would be crazy.
Adama just needs to man up and tell roslin he’s in love with her.
EW. COTTLE FOUND TIGH’S SPERM IN THE SIX.
OH MOTHER OF FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??! SHE’S PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MOTHER-FRAKKER!
Now it’s time for old men to kick ass. And smash model ships.
You’ve had to repair it because you leave it out for it to be smashed. Dumbass.
And now it’s all better? Just like that? Fishy.
Don’t cy Athena. It’s your fucking fault.
Wait, wasn’t starbuck on the baseship? I missed something.
Ah. There’s the title. Without which not.
Hmm. So lawyerman lampkin talked adama into being okay with zarek.
HA. Apollo looks like a tool standing like that.
And now adama is relinquishing command? Wtf?
And lampkin is planning…what?
Of course. Because we couldn’t see lee as president coming a mile away. LAAAME.
So serve or die? Is this some puff daddy bullshit?
Okay.
He’s been flipping out over a dead cat? Oversensitive much?
Make a choice.
So Apollo = Barack? Basically
And Apollo is president and tigh is now leading the fleet. PREDICTABLE.
Yeah, he’s not the same man, he’s fucking cylons now.
Oh I can already see some terrible shit going down with tory and Apollo.
At least apollo’s dog is cute.
So now adama is going after his woman, all john wayne in cylon territory. Well, the process at least sounds intriguing for a story.
And now Athena and hera are reunited. With more hummingness.
Husker? Like corn husker? Really they couldn’t think of a better name for him?
And the fleet jumps away, and leave adama with his erotica to wank in space and find his woman.
enjoy.