OBVS WE SHOULD HAVE A FICATHON
Guys! Is LJ dead?!?! I hope not! It's almost my birthday and I'm almost pretty drunk and IT'S HIGH TIME WE HAVE ONE OF THESE AGAIN!!!!
YOU REMEMBER THE RULES! Prompt weird shit! Write weird shit! Let's all be best friends! God, I miss LJ so much my heart hurts!!!!!
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