fic: please don't let me be misunderstood (rpf)

[falseeeyelashes]

please don’t let me be misunderstood

rpf. he’s made his bed and now he’s got to fuck in it: the story of the suburban widower turned drug dealer and the sister-in-law that ruined everything. bill hader/kristen wiig. weeds!AU. 11,335 words.

notes: hahahaha OH GOD. like everything in my life, this started as a joke. and then got super serious. the

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[falseeeyelashes]

Ahhhhhhh, dude, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! And I cannot thank you enough for planting this idea in my head in the first place! I AM STILL, LIKE, WILDLY OBSESSED WITH IT??!?! Playing around with the canon and how awful/ridiculous Nancy and Andy are was SO FUN hahaha. IT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE A SEQUEL DEALING WITH THE LATER, TERRIBLE SEASONS OF WEEDS?! lol lol

I just love how corrupt and seedy even the most innocuous dialogue comes across in this.

This actually made me clutch my face and do that silent squeal "it's after midnight and my roommate is sleeping" thing haha. BECAUSE THAT WAS SO WHAT I WAS GOING FOR HERE! Everything and everyone is dirty here! Including and especially Bill! His "goodness" was just a cover not a real thing! He's terrible and she's terrible (and lbr, those kids will totally be terrible too! HI PJ hahahahaha).

AND OF COURSE I HAD TO INCLUDE MATCHMAKER ARI AND AUBREY! hahahaha. Brainstorming that with you was the beginning of my proverbial end! But I am legit so glad you enjoyed it, and I think this has only pushed me deeper into the black hole known as My Feelings For These Two (And Cramming Them Into Every AU (And Every Non-AU) Known To Man) hahahaha. LOVE YOU, GIRL.