PORTA-POTTIES ARE NEVER SAFE. THE PRESENCE OF MANEATING PREDATORS ONLY UPS THE DANGER FACTOR. LIKE WE'RE TALKING CODE RED HERE.
(And he has shoulder pads! So Murphy Brown of him!)
For real, man! Like, think of all the opportunity there? All the awful commitments you could have gotten yourself out of by having your clone show up. Like dude, I would never attend class again, haha. Or go grocery shopping. But I really never do that now anyway.
Your icon never fails to make me laugh uproariously.
HAHA TIMMY IS STUCK DOWN THE WELL. CALL LASSIE. Except not. Instead he's a little clown who gets electrocuted but is saved with the magic that is CPR, haha. That scene never fails to inappropriately crack me up.
I don't like grocery shopping because I invariably want to buy everything. I can't make a decision to save my life. So by the time I check out, I've racked up like $70 worth of random nonsense and it's sad and depressing, haha.
And the produce department always overwhelms me.
YES THAT WAS ME. COMPLETELY. EXCEPT WITH SOME DOUBLING OVER AND STOMACH CLUTCHING.
IT'S SO VIOLENT. AND TIMMY IS STILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT WELL.
Oh my god. I shouldn't be allowed in Target. Especially the Targets with Starbucks in them because then I get all caffeinated and hyper and suddenly everything is the best investment ever and I must buy that CD tower even though I haven't bought a CD since 2004.
I SHOULD! NEXT TIME I WILL! THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I LAUGH A LOT. UPROARIOUS IS MY GENERAL STATE OF BEING.
LOL Yes. We had a little sitdown chat and I told her that due to me impromptu absence and traveling schedule I needed my weekend to be freed up a little. She, begrudgingly, obliged.
HAHA. OH MAN. And then Lifetime will jump on the bandwagon, a year too late when no one really gives a damn about Timmy anymore, and they'll make a movie with like a 25 year-old dude pretending to be 10 or wahtever.
A Shock To The Heart: The Timmy ______ Story. (Does he have a last name?)
Haha for real. It's like crack, I swear.
THEY CAN DEAL. They are currently blasting Jay Z's "Big Pimpin'" so in my estimation I can laugh as loud as I want to!
Haha! Dude, that's totally me. Everyone knows when I find something funny. I have a powerful laugh, what can I say?
...yes. And everyday I hope to god that's the last time I will ever have to see those again.
HAHA. You are clearly having the Saturday night befitting a bamf of your caliber. And by that I mean AWESOME.
TIMMY MURPHY! I really didn't expect his last name to be Murphy. But then again I really don't know that I was expecting anything in general. I was hoping he'd be like Cher. Or Madonna. Or Prince.
FUNNY! YES! But see, I have a loud laugh but I think it's more obnoxious than contagious, lol.
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Let's pretend he's both! He's an archaeologist who also carries around a whip and shoots bad guys while outrunning angry raptors and pterodactyls.
PS THAT MOVIE - Jurassic Park - WAS ON THIS AFTERNOON.
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(I think the popped collar of his jacket is the crowning touch of hotness)
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HAHA. And you know. The fact his eyes glow red sometimes. That's hot.
There is no other operable word here save for YUM.
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(And he has shoulder pads! So Murphy Brown of him!)
For real, man! Like, think of all the opportunity there? All the awful commitments you could have gotten yourself out of by having your clone show up. Like dude, I would never attend class again, haha. Or go grocery shopping. But I really never do that now anyway.
Your icon never fails to make me laugh uproariously.
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I don't like grocery shopping because I invariably want to buy everything. I can't make a decision to save my life. So by the time I check out, I've racked up like $70 worth of random nonsense and it's sad and depressing, haha.
And the produce department always overwhelms me.
YES THAT WAS ME. COMPLETELY. EXCEPT WITH SOME DOUBLING OVER AND STOMACH CLUTCHING.
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Oh my god. I shouldn't be allowed in Target. Especially the Targets with Starbucks in them because then I get all caffeinated and hyper and suddenly everything is the best investment ever and I must buy that CD tower even though I haven't bought a CD since 2004.
I SHOULD! NEXT TIME I WILL! THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I LAUGH A LOT. UPROARIOUS IS MY GENERAL STATE OF BEING.
LOL Yes. We had a little sitdown chat and I told her that due to me impromptu absence and traveling schedule I needed my weekend to be freed up a little. She, begrudgingly, obliged.
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A Shock To The Heart: The Timmy ______ Story. (Does he have a last name?)
Haha for real. It's like crack, I swear.
THEY CAN DEAL. They are currently blasting Jay Z's "Big Pimpin'" so in my estimation I can laugh as loud as I want to!
Haha! Dude, that's totally me. Everyone knows when I find something funny. I have a powerful laugh, what can I say?
...yes. And everyday I hope to god that's the last time I will ever have to see those again.
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TIMMY MURPHY! I really didn't expect his last name to be Murphy. But then again I really don't know that I was expecting anything in general. I was hoping he'd be like Cher. Or Madonna. Or Prince.
FUNNY! YES! But see, I have a loud laugh but I think it's more obnoxious than contagious, lol.
GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM NEED LOVE TOO.
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