Kittie Goodness
Women and cats do as they dammed well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats
These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Isn't there always a cat napping on whatever you're reading?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
After dark all cats are leopards
All I need to know I learned from my cat
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Only my cat understands me.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. -- Jeff Valdez
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names...
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? -
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will urinate on your computer
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They all own cats
These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard
To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking".
We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Isn't there always a cat napping on whatever you're reading?
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
After dark all cats are leopards
All I need to know I learned from my cat
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cats know how we feel. They don't care, but they know.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Only my cat understands me.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. -- Jeff Valdez
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things
The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names...
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her? -