We got hit by a F*cking Deer

Dec 14, 2005 01:15

Ok. so a Doe and 2 fawns run a cross the road (i was currently traveling in marc tomkos eclipse) and we slowed down to avoid the collision with the family, then once they were in teh woods, we proceeded. jsut as we were crossing through there once traveled path, we hear a strangely intriguing flesh on metal sound in the rear quarter panel... the brakes were slammed as we all turned around to see a staggering confused neglected fawn; which we all decided was named dewie. then, in all hilarity we checked where the deer had made contact with our vehicle... and there was indeed a nose print on the side of the car... the deer was not harmed it ran off into the woods b4 we had fully stopped.

then we came across the lonesome tree... a single tree in the middle ofa huge open field... which was rightly name Bweaur.

Then in a fit of cold at the towers matts gums started bleeding... but we were more concerned that dewie had followed us and planned on hi-jacking our car out of pure vengence.
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