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michelle, my ex-girlfriend from nj called me today.
she said she dyed her hair red and that shes been hooking up with charley.
i laughed, cause i really dont give a shit. fake red heads are as disgusting as fake blondes.
shes got a huge ass and huge boobs anyway. what the fuck. she was pissed i didn't care.
this is how it went down...
her: so, meet any girls yet?
me: yeah, a couple. one in particular.
her: is she cute?
me: yeah, way.
her: i bet she sucks at doing it.
me: i wouldn't know, she didn't try to fuck me the first time we hung out like you did.
yeah, i was young and confused when i dated her.
she said she dyed her hair red and that shes been hooking up with charley.
i laughed, cause i really dont give a shit. fake red heads are as disgusting as fake blondes.
shes got a huge ass and huge boobs anyway. what the fuck. she was pissed i didn't care.
this is how it went down...
her: so, meet any girls yet?
me: yeah, a couple. one in particular.
her: is she cute?
me: yeah, way.
her: i bet she sucks at doing it.
me: i wouldn't know, she didn't try to fuck me the first time we hung out like you did.
yeah, i was young and confused when i dated her.