A New Year Hath Cometh Toeth Us...eth?
memori_lain was illish last night, though this time not child-on-the-way illish but more likely weather illish (since we went from near-60 to half that in a day). My poor lovely...
The first day of the year gives us...
Day Of The Dead (Día De Los Muertos), All Saints' Day, World Vegetation Day, and Play A Game Of Chess Day!
I have decided it's time to get myself into the "horror"scope game, so here's vol 1, the first of at least a few to come!"Horror"scopes by t. Wolfox sR Rhose
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
*While figuratively speaking burying the hatchet is always a good idea, realistically speaking it'll likely get you 5-10 once they discover it matches the body
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
*Yes, your life HAS been being monitored by scriptwriters for their latest series, but even they've realized that the plotline sucks and it lacks characterization and realism
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
*The last thing you'll remember is that highly distracting Mexican hitchhiker pointing frantically at the road ahead yelling "Truck! BEEEEG Truck!!"
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
*You really should've known your friend's "idea" to rush up to the President and quickly hand him a chocolate handgun was a joke
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
*While voting for Amanda Huginkiss may sound hilarious, you'll be sorely disappointed when she actually wins the election
Aires (Mar 21-Apr 19)
*The stars have a name to describe Aires like you, but it's far too vulgar for even me to say in a horoscope like this
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
*Now is the time to devote yourself to finding out just where the hell that smell is coming from
Geminii (May 21-Jun 20)
*Please help me I've been kidnapped by a mad horoscope writer and am being held atohmygodhe'sbackpleaseheldksghdlg
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)
*Even when you discover you have the ability to go back in time 48 hours, you'll still forget to pay the phone bill on time
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
*It's saddening to think that your last words will only be remembered by whomever was taking your order in the drive-thru
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
*Many entangling, soul-wrenching, and ominous things are coming your way the next few weeks, but they ARE your relatives after all
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
*While fishing your keys out of the public toilet you will tragically be mistaken for a clogged drain by a halfblind deaf plumber with obsessive-compulsive disorder
t. Wolfox sR Rhose is not a licenced astrologist, horoscope technician, and once even mispelled Ceres.
vol 1.d305 y6Yeh, we're gonna be needing some new calendars soon, and I'm going to have to get the holiday "system" a little more ready for 2007, since a lot of the holidays change every year!
And Microsoft has decided to shut down the film Halo... temporarily. Peter Jackson is certain it will be made and is doing pre-production work on the film.
-t. Wolfox sR Rhose
The first day of the year gives us...
Day Of The Dead (Día De Los Muertos), All Saints' Day, World Vegetation Day, and Play A Game Of Chess Day!
I have decided it's time to get myself into the "horror"scope game, so here's vol 1, the first of at least a few to come!"Horror"scopes by t. Wolfox sR Rhose
Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)
*While figuratively speaking burying the hatchet is always a good idea, realistically speaking it'll likely get you 5-10 once they discover it matches the body
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)
*Yes, your life HAS been being monitored by scriptwriters for their latest series, but even they've realized that the plotline sucks and it lacks characterization and realism
Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19)
*The last thing you'll remember is that highly distracting Mexican hitchhiker pointing frantically at the road ahead yelling "Truck! BEEEEG Truck!!"
Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)
*You really should've known your friend's "idea" to rush up to the President and quickly hand him a chocolate handgun was a joke
Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20)
*While voting for Amanda Huginkiss may sound hilarious, you'll be sorely disappointed when she actually wins the election
Aires (Mar 21-Apr 19)
*The stars have a name to describe Aires like you, but it's far too vulgar for even me to say in a horoscope like this
Taurus (Apr 20-May 20)
*Now is the time to devote yourself to finding out just where the hell that smell is coming from
Geminii (May 21-Jun 20)
*Please help me I've been kidnapped by a mad horoscope writer and am being held atohmygodhe'sbackpleaseheldksghdlg
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)
*Even when you discover you have the ability to go back in time 48 hours, you'll still forget to pay the phone bill on time
Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)
*It's saddening to think that your last words will only be remembered by whomever was taking your order in the drive-thru
Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)
*Many entangling, soul-wrenching, and ominous things are coming your way the next few weeks, but they ARE your relatives after all
Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22)
*While fishing your keys out of the public toilet you will tragically be mistaken for a clogged drain by a halfblind deaf plumber with obsessive-compulsive disorder
t. Wolfox sR Rhose is not a licenced astrologist, horoscope technician, and once even mispelled Ceres.
vol 1.d305 y6Yeh, we're gonna be needing some new calendars soon, and I'm going to have to get the holiday "system" a little more ready for 2007, since a lot of the holidays change every year!
And Microsoft has decided to shut down the film Halo... temporarily. Peter Jackson is certain it will be made and is doing pre-production work on the film.
-t. Wolfox sR Rhose