Does "portinculus" Sound Sexy To You...?
Today we find before us National Pancake Day (no, sephirajo, they don't mean your pancake!) and Dress Up As Your Pet Day (since our pets don't wear clothes, that's damn easy!).
Our daughter has an infatuation with our ant traps that is just not normal. I'm less nauseous, so that's good, though I took headdrugs for a pulsing head *sigh*. The power went out for about an hour this morning and the complete lack of silence was fraggin' deafening, just can't sleep without any noise!
Corporal Klink, Captain Kirk, Major Tom, Doctor Strangelove... I don't really care as long as I get to keep the monkey heads...
[singing] poo-flinger skulls for meeeeeeeeee... [end interlude]
memori_lain's busy watching Jane Eyre or Pride And Prejudice, they blend into one another to me, so I couldn't tell ya. I suppose they're "insomniac's dream" movies, would put me right to sleep out of sheer boredom.
And to throw everyone off, here's today's horror-scopes (courtesy of the Onion)!
Your Birthday TodayHope of a stripper jumping out of your sheet cake will only continue to fade with each slice that is cut and served.
Aries March 21 - April 19A whirlwind office romance will bloom today between you and that stunning spreadsheet that tracks all funded programs, their revenue sources, and the deductible services they provide.
Taurus April 20 - May 20You'll receive an important life lesson from Jan-Michael Vincent this week after everyone in town starts calling you the boy who cried Airwolf.
Gemini May 21 - June 21For whatever reason, lately it feels like your heart just isn't into pumping blood through its arteries and cardiac veins by repeated, rhythmic contractions.
Cancer June 22 - July 22Unwavering faith in a supreme, all-knowing being that controls the universe will help you to overcome a series of rational and seemingly insurmountable arguments this week.
Leo July 23 - August 22The truth is, even if you were to throw away your complete collection of Hustler magazines, you'd still be left with a lot of issues.
Virgo August 23 - September 22Fed up with being exploited and mistreated at work, you'll finally take control of your life this Thursday and hand in your two-year notice of resignation.
Libra September 23 - October 23The sight of an elderly man riding a child's merry-go-round in the rain will resonate deeply with you today as a metaphor for absolutely everything.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21You'll be cured of a lifelong phobia this week after realizing that heights are just as scared of you as you are of them.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21Your incredible reflexes, hand-eye coordination, and taciturn manner will cause you to become known throughout the West as The Man Who Handcuffed Lightning But Was Afraid To Talk About His True Feelings.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19The fifth coming of Jesus Christ this week will reveal that you haven't been paying as much attention as you'd thought.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18Racial tensions will suddenly and fortunately be broken this week by the unexpected arrival of an Asian.
Pisces February 19 - March 20While a persistent case of writer's block may have driven you right to the edge, it will continue to delay your suicide for months to come.
-t. Wolfox sR Rhose
Our daughter has an infatuation with our ant traps that is just not normal. I'm less nauseous, so that's good, though I took headdrugs for a pulsing head *sigh*. The power went out for about an hour this morning and the complete lack of silence was fraggin' deafening, just can't sleep without any noise!
Corporal Klink, Captain Kirk, Major Tom, Doctor Strangelove... I don't really care as long as I get to keep the monkey heads...
[singing] poo-flinger skulls for meeeeeeeeee... [end interlude]
memori_lain's busy watching Jane Eyre or Pride And Prejudice, they blend into one another to me, so I couldn't tell ya. I suppose they're "insomniac's dream" movies, would put me right to sleep out of sheer boredom.
And to throw everyone off, here's today's horror-scopes (courtesy of the Onion)!
Your Birthday TodayHope of a stripper jumping out of your sheet cake will only continue to fade with each slice that is cut and served.
Aries March 21 - April 19A whirlwind office romance will bloom today between you and that stunning spreadsheet that tracks all funded programs, their revenue sources, and the deductible services they provide.
Taurus April 20 - May 20You'll receive an important life lesson from Jan-Michael Vincent this week after everyone in town starts calling you the boy who cried Airwolf.
Gemini May 21 - June 21For whatever reason, lately it feels like your heart just isn't into pumping blood through its arteries and cardiac veins by repeated, rhythmic contractions.
Cancer June 22 - July 22Unwavering faith in a supreme, all-knowing being that controls the universe will help you to overcome a series of rational and seemingly insurmountable arguments this week.
Leo July 23 - August 22The truth is, even if you were to throw away your complete collection of Hustler magazines, you'd still be left with a lot of issues.
Virgo August 23 - September 22Fed up with being exploited and mistreated at work, you'll finally take control of your life this Thursday and hand in your two-year notice of resignation.
Libra September 23 - October 23The sight of an elderly man riding a child's merry-go-round in the rain will resonate deeply with you today as a metaphor for absolutely everything.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21You'll be cured of a lifelong phobia this week after realizing that heights are just as scared of you as you are of them.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21Your incredible reflexes, hand-eye coordination, and taciturn manner will cause you to become known throughout the West as The Man Who Handcuffed Lightning But Was Afraid To Talk About His True Feelings.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19The fifth coming of Jesus Christ this week will reveal that you haven't been paying as much attention as you'd thought.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18Racial tensions will suddenly and fortunately be broken this week by the unexpected arrival of an Asian.
Pisces February 19 - March 20While a persistent case of writer's block may have driven you right to the edge, it will continue to delay your suicide for months to come.
-t. Wolfox sR Rhose