Drips antifreeze, and then starts smoking like crazy (see white stuff) and tries to suffocate me, and then starts, but won't keep on. All where the passenger's feet go. Lift the hood, it's all fine and dandy. What the fun???
Poor Brownie Esmeralda. =(
To make things worse, people thought it was poorly parked on purpose (which, honestly, it wasn't poorly parked), and they broke one of her headlights. =(