your hands down my pants by transitive property!
seriously, though, i am a great person.
if by "great person" i mean a manipulative ess oh bee.
i wonder if i would get what i wanted more if i put effort into it instead of directing all my energy toward preparing to be continuously disappointed.
i also wonder if i am going to get food poisoning or if coconut milk is just supposed to look like that.
one time, my boss (oh, sandy, she ain't my boss no more!!) asked me, in all seriousness, if i ate coconut milk. you know, because it is called milk. i thought she was joking but actually that was just indicative of my work environment. i very patiently explained that no, coconut meat is not still murder and coconut milk is not still rape. but all joking aside, i am that one person who just Does Not Like coconuts. so i couldn't tell you if this can was all chunky and rancid or if it was just thick and deliciously creamy. it didn't smell like death.
things i like:
-using the word "cartesian" in an un-math-related context.
-taxonomy.
no, i have not been drinking. why do you ask?
dude, remember when kurt cobain was still alive?
if by "great person" i mean a manipulative ess oh bee.
i wonder if i would get what i wanted more if i put effort into it instead of directing all my energy toward preparing to be continuously disappointed.
i also wonder if i am going to get food poisoning or if coconut milk is just supposed to look like that.
one time, my boss (oh, sandy, she ain't my boss no more!!) asked me, in all seriousness, if i ate coconut milk. you know, because it is called milk. i thought she was joking but actually that was just indicative of my work environment. i very patiently explained that no, coconut meat is not still murder and coconut milk is not still rape. but all joking aside, i am that one person who just Does Not Like coconuts. so i couldn't tell you if this can was all chunky and rancid or if it was just thick and deliciously creamy. it didn't smell like death.
things i like:
-using the word "cartesian" in an un-math-related context.
-taxonomy.
no, i have not been drinking. why do you ask?
dude, remember when kurt cobain was still alive?