100 Drabble Meme

May 07, 2011 20:48

So I tend towards oneshots and someone suggested I needed to write more for Addy. If you have any requests, just tell me.

This also goes for tripsdownsteps. So tell me which you want.

She's not that kind of heart throb. )

what: out of character, what: meme, what: writing

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24. Cat fallsdownsteps May 9 2011, 18:45:18 UTC
"No. Fuck, no." Murphy said pointing at Addy. "Yeh called me over here to talk about 'yer pussy', yer words, Addy. I thought I was gettin' sex. I'm not takin' care of any fuckin' cat."

Addy simply rolled her eyes. She knew the only way she could get him over there was maybe imply something with sex. But there was a tiny kitten in her hands. It had a gash in its neck and meowed every so often.

"Please, Murph. It'll only be an hour and a half. It's just cello practice." She pleaded. with him.

"How the fuck am I supposed ta take care of a cat?" He whined.

"You don't have to do anything. Just make sure she doesn't get into her wound." Addy said putting the kitten in his lap. Murphy just turned up his lip and put the creature on the sofa like it was diseased.

"Why the fuck did you bring home a cat?" He asked, still giving the thing side long glances like it would suddenly attack or grow an extra head or something.

Addy smiled a bit and bent to part some of his hair. "I like taking in strays, I guess. Plus she's injured. Look, the woman downstairs who watched her today is taking night classes. Just sit here and watch tv. You can even take a hot shower. I'll even bring home pizza when I come back."

He grumbled. "Extra cheese." Murph said, almost as a defeat, but then looked up at her with some resolve. "And beer!"

She smiled and grabbed her cello case. "Extra cheese pizza and beer. Okay." Addy responded with a smile. He relatively simple to please.

"And yer wearin' something sexy."

Addy turned on her heel, all five feet of her looking somewhat threatening. "Don't push it. I'll be back in an hour and a half." She calmly replied before opening the door.

"Yeh fuckin' owe me, woman!" was the last thing she heard before she pulled the door closed.

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Exactly an hour and twenty minutes later, Adelayde returned to her apartment with a tray of pizza and a six pack of beer. Her apartment was one room, and when she opened the door, what a sight beheld her. There was Murphy sprawled on her bed, not the couch, with his hand down his pants (when did the man not think about his dick), and the little white ball of fur was curled on his bare chest, just as out as he was.

Of course Addy did the only thing one could in this situation: took a cellphone picture and sent it to Connor.

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Re: 24. Cat need_some_rope May 9 2011, 18:55:25 UTC
LMFAO!!!!! OMG! So fucking perfect!!!! XD XD XD

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fallsdownsteps May 9 2011, 19:01:00 UTC
Yeah, and the cat isn't going anywhere near Connor, Murphy, or Rocco when any of you are drinking. :|

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Re: 24. Cat 4_thee_my_lord May 9 2011, 19:22:17 UTC


LOL!! That was so great!! XD You got the pissy!Murphy voice perfect. XD

And I would so kill to have that picture on my cellphone!!! LUCKY CONNOR!!! XDDD

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fallsdownsteps May 9 2011, 19:33:16 UTC
I was going to end it differently, but Addy is so trying to be like "see, look - I can play with you both!", all trying to be one of the boys... so if she saw that, she'd need document it. And she'd know Connor would give him hell for it.

Hahaha. This was probably the funnest thing I've written in a while.

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4_thee_my_lord May 9 2011, 19:40:45 UTC
Heeeh, PERFECT end really. And don't let Murphy fool you, he loves cats! ;P Not that Connor or Rocco are gonna give him less of Hell for the picture though.

It was serioiusly great. I'm having a shitty day and it totes made me feel better. <333

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fallsdownsteps May 9 2011, 19:47:12 UTC
I'm glad it cheered you up. I aim to please.

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