Kubo-sensei... I LOVE YOU!!!!
Just when I thought you couldn't outdo yourself, you surprise me once again.
First off, Sousuke-kun (yes, Sousuke-kun), how deliciously adorable was Aizen-sama before?! Oh Sousuke, your name rolls so deliciously off my tongue. What has happened to rob you of your such cuteness, and made you gain incomparable sexiness instead...?! But look behind you, you were even admired by females back then -wibbles-
SHINJI!!! SHINJI SHINJI SHINJI!!! You adorable, brainless PRAT!! Oh I forgot how much I adored you!! You are as weird then as you are now, and your hair was so pwetty... -strokes- And as Sousuke-kun said (Sousuke-kun...ahh), you are a wonderful role model, truly... Fifth division Captain... You really don't disappoint, do you...?
Then... URAHARA!!! Oh goodness, I was hyperventilating by this point, and then you poofed in!! And gah, you looked so bewildered and lost, like a puppy. You didn't even have your hat...!! But you're so adorable too... So lost and confused and cute cute cute... -thwack self repeatedly-
Bleach... Bleach... Oh my darling Bleach. No man can ever give enough happiness now~~ <3