they stole my swab!
I just got my clarinet back from getting serviced (recorking/padding, checking out the mechanisms) and I realized after I was done playing for a little bit that my swab is missing! So, I had to put a very gross clarinet back in its case. Had I but realized when I went to buy some cork grease that I was missing my swab, I would have picked a replacement up at the band instrument store I was just at an hour ago.