I wish, i wish, i wish
Don't know what to say. Just figured i would update. I hate how much Andy always beats me in wiffle. I wish i lived in a big house with a slam ball court and a indoor pool. I wish i had a lot of money and i wasn't ugly. I KNOW the Cubs are gunna win the series this year. I can't wait for the cubs parties at my house during the playoffs like last year. I kinda want to go to school. I miss seeing certain friends and i like the fact that i can stare at all the hot girls again. I want another star wars jedi knight game to come out right now. I wish i could get to bed at a reasonable time. I wish i want fat. I wish i wasnt hungry right now. I wish i can make a high quality map for Day Of Defeat. I wish i wasn't such a fucking nerd. I wish i could play the guitar better then anyone...EVER. I wish i was a great singer. I wish i was in a serious band that wrote good music. I wish i could get a hot girl to like me. I wish someone else was single from Schaumburg besides moose. It really makes me look bad. I hope i get up by 120 tomorrow to see the cubs game. I wish i had a mini cooper. I wish something cool happened everytime on Cuba Rd. I wish i would hang out with more people. I wish i would spend more time with Steven and Nick. I wish i didn't masturbate so much(thats a big one). I wish i was in Adam's hot tub with Lindsay Lohan right now(we can dream can't we?). I wish i had more wishes to write down. Oh i got one. I wish i died soon, but ina good way. Like i saved someone's life and died in the process. Well i guess i don't wish to die, but i think it would be cool to save someone. Which brings me to my next wish. I wish i was spiderman. Swinging from building to building. Without a care in the world. I wish i had my own computer. I wish i could play Star wars Galaxies. I miss Horchata Runs. Why am i listening to Yellowcard. Let me change that real quick. Changed it to Bohemian Rhapsody. Great song. I wish that certain girls wouldn't lie to me and Moose. I wish my dick was 24 inches and i was put on display for everyone to see. After i lose weight of course. I wish that someone read all this. I wish that i wasn't so bored where i had to type all this. I wish i wasn't lazy enough to make Mac and Cheese at 3:45 AM. I wish Avert 13 got back together(no To Athis bullcrap). I wish i saw Napoleon Dynamite. I wish i had more money. I wish i was as cool as John Lundeburg. I wish i was as hot as Andy Macnider. I wish i was as good a pitcher as Bryan Musolf. I wish i was as athletic and fun as Adam Steinbach. I wish i was as cool as my friends. I wish Nick and Steve lived out here. I wish i had money to go eat at The Grove. I wish i was ghost hunting. I wish my boxers werent riding up my ass crack. I wish i had 7 fingers on 1 hand and 3 on the other. I wish my hair was longer. I wish my stomach was smaller. I wish i hung out with Mike Mara more cuz that kid rocks too hard at all of life. I wish the song "We are the Champions" was as good as "Bohemian Rhapsody". It is still good though. My hunger is taking over. I need food. I don't wanna get up. I guess this ends my rant/wishing fest. I guess i will carry on with my nerd activity that assures that i will never partake in any sexual activity in my life.