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okay just got back from the slut test...
wish me luck!
I had to give like a gallon of blood and piss to those people.
I'm all woozy now it's cool. it's like free drugs!
i'm still hoping for chlamydia or something devastatingly contagious.
but if I'm STI free I guess I'll have to get back at my exes some old fashioned way like TP'ing their houses or egging their cars.
anyway all this talking about sex with elderly black nurses has gotten me all riled up.
I'm going to see if I can find some dick or more realistically look at some porn.
oh and sidenote-
I finally broke down yesterday and myspace-stalked Stephen's new lover.
i can't believe that bitch picked that scrawny jailbait twink over me.
I would scream if I wasn't all worn out and anemic.
on that note i bid y'all adieu
Nick
wish me luck!
I had to give like a gallon of blood and piss to those people.
I'm all woozy now it's cool. it's like free drugs!
i'm still hoping for chlamydia or something devastatingly contagious.
but if I'm STI free I guess I'll have to get back at my exes some old fashioned way like TP'ing their houses or egging their cars.
anyway all this talking about sex with elderly black nurses has gotten me all riled up.
I'm going to see if I can find some dick or more realistically look at some porn.
oh and sidenote-
I finally broke down yesterday and myspace-stalked Stephen's new lover.
i can't believe that bitch picked that scrawny jailbait twink over me.
I would scream if I wasn't all worn out and anemic.
on that note i bid y'all adieu
Nick