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I had to do my final project in Drama 1 Along with Amie and Laura...I wrote the script, Amie is doing props, and LAura is doing costumes. I play the prep...Laura plays the sad emo kid, and Amie plays the avrilite "poser" this is all ive came up with for the script any ideas anyone?LoL....Oh yeah, Stevie by the way I'll call you tommorrow if I don't get chance tonight! XoXo
Script, Drama 1
"PoSeRs"
Written and performed by:
Laura-Kathleen Mancil *performer*
Hilary Lambiase *writer and performer*
Amie Lassiter *performer*
with help from Ian Benton
And the voice of Mr. DAvenport as Mr. Slack
Scene 1-
*Bell Rings, cue cafeteria sounds*
Hilary goes and sits down at center table, takes out cell phone and starts gabbing
H- Ohhh, I know!! I know! Ohmigod, I can't believe he said that....that's soOoOoO gross! So, who's she going with now? Ewwww!! he's so UGLY!
Amie walks over, pushes books and purse out of chair and from off of table
H- *looks disgusted* Um, I'll call you back *hangs up phone* Excuse me can I help you??
A- Huh?...no, you can't help me...thanks *rolls eyes, spins chair around sits in chair backward*
H- well that seat was saved...so
A- so....?
H- please move.
A- Or not...get another chair, is that so hard for you princess? afraid to break one of your precious nails?
H- excuse me? no it's not hard but that seat was saved...is that TOO hard for someone like you to comprehend?
A- Huh? someone like me? what do you mean by that...prep?
H- let me clue you in...in case you didn't know you're a loser, you don't care about anything unless it's something dealing with your god-awful music or deciding which peircing will be your next one...all you want is to be accepted & that's why you came to my table...but sorry we don't take charity cases...*shrugs shoulders*
A- Shakes head and makes a fist well let me clue you in now...I don't care about anything you and your preppy friends have going on so don't flatter yourself. Just go do your shopping, spend your daddies money, and put on your makeup...but don't ever think that I want anything to do with you...ever
H- whatever...god you're such a loser
A- *yells* God you're such a prep!! *frustrated sigh*
Bell rings switch background and props to Biology lab
END OF SCENE 1
Scene 2
Opens in Biology lab, Main table seats Laura, Amie and decorated cardboard cut-out people
recording starts "Class...Class...quiet down...ok, now today we will begin the dissection part of the course...remember this required to pass so....
L- I don't believe in dissection...it's cruel, those frogs will be killed so we can play with their intestines....how would you like people to cut you open and play with your lifeless body?
Teacher- Now Laura, lets not start this animal justice and equality bit again, please...could we just get through class today without hearing that?
A- yeah...it's getting old, fast! and besides it won't hurt them too bad, so lets do it and play with their corpses!!
L- you're so young and mindless...maybe we should cut you open...just for the fun of it...
A- *looks a little scared towards Laura* Uh, Mr. Slack can I move...Erm, over there?
Teacher- OK...OK, quiet down...and Laura there will be no human dissection today, so sorry.
L- *sits back* darn...well then, continue *rolls eyes*
Teacher- Now, where was I...
L- you were just about to kill an innocent animal for some sick fetish you have...pressing a cold knife into the poor frogs neck, I'm dissapointed in you...murderer.
Teacher- oh yes, I was wasn't I...
A- god Laura, are you always this freakin chipper? It's cool playing with dead stuff, especially when you jump over them on your skateboard...but it's even better when you land on em, alive!!
L- you've got to be kidding me...Mr. Slack, is it possible that I be excused...Amie's inability to be the slightest in humane has made me want to vomit
A- ewww, you mean like, hurl ? That's nasty...if she gets sick I'm gonna get sick and that'd probably start a chain of barf!! Oh my god that be so euro- eighties punk...but still gross!!
L- please...?
Teacher- Laura, you'll be fine, the world isn't going to end tommorrow and we all aren't going to die a horrible death...none of us
L- darn *snaps fingers* you don't know that
A- God Laura, quit being weird...*looks in direction of teacher* can we just get our partners assigned, now
Teacher- Yes, Yes...OK, BJ with Lisa...Will with Joe...Mark with Carla...and Amie with *pauses* Laura
L- *stares in astonishment* this can't be correct, I can't work with her, she's so juvenile...I refuse to kill *cuts eyes at Amie*...twice
A- * looks frightened* Mr Slack, I can't work with her...she's weird
L- well, I may be weird, but at least I don't conform to "not conforming"... *coughs and points at Amie*
Teacher- ladies get to your lab and quit argueing, Amie you'll kill the frog...Laura, you'll do the activity paperwork...problem solved.
L- Not quite
Teacher- What now?
L- I don't have a pencil...
*gets pencil and scene switches to next scenes props *
END OF SCENE 2
I know it's incredibly lame and all, but eh, what can I say...I'm a dork on a time limit for this thing!
Script, Drama 1
"PoSeRs"
Written and performed by:
Laura-Kathleen Mancil *performer*
Hilary Lambiase *writer and performer*
Amie Lassiter *performer*
with help from Ian Benton
And the voice of Mr. DAvenport as Mr. Slack
Scene 1-
*Bell Rings, cue cafeteria sounds*
Hilary goes and sits down at center table, takes out cell phone and starts gabbing
H- Ohhh, I know!! I know! Ohmigod, I can't believe he said that....that's soOoOoO gross! So, who's she going with now? Ewwww!! he's so UGLY!
Amie walks over, pushes books and purse out of chair and from off of table
H- *looks disgusted* Um, I'll call you back *hangs up phone* Excuse me can I help you??
A- Huh?...no, you can't help me...thanks *rolls eyes, spins chair around sits in chair backward*
H- well that seat was saved...so
A- so....?
H- please move.
A- Or not...get another chair, is that so hard for you princess? afraid to break one of your precious nails?
H- excuse me? no it's not hard but that seat was saved...is that TOO hard for someone like you to comprehend?
A- Huh? someone like me? what do you mean by that...prep?
H- let me clue you in...in case you didn't know you're a loser, you don't care about anything unless it's something dealing with your god-awful music or deciding which peircing will be your next one...all you want is to be accepted & that's why you came to my table...but sorry we don't take charity cases...*shrugs shoulders*
A- Shakes head and makes a fist well let me clue you in now...I don't care about anything you and your preppy friends have going on so don't flatter yourself. Just go do your shopping, spend your daddies money, and put on your makeup...but don't ever think that I want anything to do with you...ever
H- whatever...god you're such a loser
A- *yells* God you're such a prep!! *frustrated sigh*
Bell rings switch background and props to Biology lab
END OF SCENE 1
Scene 2
Opens in Biology lab, Main table seats Laura, Amie and decorated cardboard cut-out people
recording starts "Class...Class...quiet down...ok, now today we will begin the dissection part of the course...remember this required to pass so....
L- I don't believe in dissection...it's cruel, those frogs will be killed so we can play with their intestines....how would you like people to cut you open and play with your lifeless body?
Teacher- Now Laura, lets not start this animal justice and equality bit again, please...could we just get through class today without hearing that?
A- yeah...it's getting old, fast! and besides it won't hurt them too bad, so lets do it and play with their corpses!!
L- you're so young and mindless...maybe we should cut you open...just for the fun of it...
A- *looks a little scared towards Laura* Uh, Mr. Slack can I move...Erm, over there?
Teacher- OK...OK, quiet down...and Laura there will be no human dissection today, so sorry.
L- *sits back* darn...well then, continue *rolls eyes*
Teacher- Now, where was I...
L- you were just about to kill an innocent animal for some sick fetish you have...pressing a cold knife into the poor frogs neck, I'm dissapointed in you...murderer.
Teacher- oh yes, I was wasn't I...
A- god Laura, are you always this freakin chipper? It's cool playing with dead stuff, especially when you jump over them on your skateboard...but it's even better when you land on em, alive!!
L- you've got to be kidding me...Mr. Slack, is it possible that I be excused...Amie's inability to be the slightest in humane has made me want to vomit
A- ewww, you mean like, hurl ? That's nasty...if she gets sick I'm gonna get sick and that'd probably start a chain of barf!! Oh my god that be so euro- eighties punk...but still gross!!
L- please...?
Teacher- Laura, you'll be fine, the world isn't going to end tommorrow and we all aren't going to die a horrible death...none of us
L- darn *snaps fingers* you don't know that
A- God Laura, quit being weird...*looks in direction of teacher* can we just get our partners assigned, now
Teacher- Yes, Yes...OK, BJ with Lisa...Will with Joe...Mark with Carla...and Amie with *pauses* Laura
L- *stares in astonishment* this can't be correct, I can't work with her, she's so juvenile...I refuse to kill *cuts eyes at Amie*...twice
A- * looks frightened* Mr Slack, I can't work with her...she's weird
L- well, I may be weird, but at least I don't conform to "not conforming"... *coughs and points at Amie*
Teacher- ladies get to your lab and quit argueing, Amie you'll kill the frog...Laura, you'll do the activity paperwork...problem solved.
L- Not quite
Teacher- What now?
L- I don't have a pencil...
*gets pencil and scene switches to next scenes props *
END OF SCENE 2
I know it's incredibly lame and all, but eh, what can I say...I'm a dork on a time limit for this thing!