HAHA WOO IM SO GETTING LAID

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OOOH man, just went out alone with a girl for like MY FIRST TIME. Usually we just hang out at my place and make out tastelessly and without feeling. Cause all the girls that want me are stupid and i dont like them. Well this one wasnt a date, but its a start on my journey of not being such a shitface and get all nervous and messed when i DO go on a date. Well I met this girl Vixi off fb, and yeah we left like tasteless commetns for a few weeks, and then she finally asked me for my email and then compared shit we like and found out i have another clone, just my luck, and yeah. Then on thurs we met at queen station and she wanted to go shopping. Thank god she didnt buy anything, she looks like the kind of girls on tv where they keep their boyfriends waiting for HOURS sleeping with a shopping bag on his head. She was quiet as fuck, and was a bit boring, but we caused like minimal trouble at the eatons center. We were in the furniture display floor and i saw a bottle of something red that looked like alcohol, i was scared shitless to taste it, so i poured it in a glass and purposely dropped it on the carpet >=) then threw my open waterbottle around. Pity to whoever sits on couch number 8 with a brown tash on it's pants, its gonna be reeeeeeeed. Then we went to the top floor that was this place that looked like some kind of dance ball, and took the table chairs and put them in the elevators and made them like a lounge haha.
I told her she seemed alot more energetic and cooler on msn, and she told me every smart girl never lets her true colours shine at the first time, and that turned me on so much. ALSO, shes a kleptomaniac! OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE HER hahaha she told me about all this crap that she used to steal and ARGKH we traded secrets of the art of thievery.

Well im off.