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soo the other day i guy happen to make the comment to me that i was stupid. in honor of stupid boys i thought i would share a lil something i came across. in honor of God's righteousness for the time a professor told my friend to her face that she was dumb and then getting hit by a car that afternoon on his way home on a bike i post this. enjoy.
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
this i found super funny. thinking back on all those time guys had come to the conclusion that Regina/Reggie is no contest. granted i don't hold grudges, lucky for you.
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:0 0 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
two HUGE papers to complete this weekend. on a lighter, happier note, Thanksgiving is in 2 weeks!
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
this i found super funny. thinking back on all those time guys had come to the conclusion that Regina/Reggie is no contest. granted i don't hold grudges, lucky for you.
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:0 0 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
two HUGE papers to complete this weekend. on a lighter, happier note, Thanksgiving is in 2 weeks!