She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.

[falln2grace]

"When you're a kid you send Valentines to everyone. You're like, " To Tim - nice pants! Love - Scott." If someone did that to their co-worker as an adult, the co-worker would freak out. He'd be like, "Um, Scott sent me a Valentine. It says "nice pants." And you'd be like, "Maybe he likes your pants." And he'd be like, "maybe he likes what's inside my pants."

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone <3