002 {Video} Common except the part in actions, whoops.

[fallintheriver]

[The video clicks on to show a very wet Ezra in his room, water splashing in the background as apparently he's left the aquaduct system running. He's pacing, as if he's been thinking hard about something. Spoiler: he has, and as usual it is completely inconsequential.]Why do humans harvest things like pumpkins? They taste awful. There can't be

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[rosesandlimes]

[Have some laughter. Iriel is unsympathetic, and that was funny.]

[fallintheriver]

[Have a completely non-intimidating growl in return.]

[rosesandlimes]

[Growling shouldn't be cute. Iriel just laughs more before pushing a few words out.]

Don't get your panties in a twist. Can't blame some of us for finding humor in that show you just gave us.

[fallintheriver]

Yes I can.

[And what are panties? ...No, it's not the time to ask.]

[rosesandlimes]

Got no sense of humor?

[fallintheriver]

Not when it's humour at my expense. [Raspberry noise goes here.]

[rosesandlimes]

[Iriel laughed again.]

If I make an ass of myself you can laugh at me too. Doesn't that seem like a fair trade?

[fallintheriver]

No. That's different.

[He's allowed to laugh at you. You just aren't allowed to laugh at him. Get it? Yes? Okay.]

[rosesandlimes]

Fine, don't laugh if you don't want to.

[She gets it. She just chooses to deliberately seem to misunderstand or be too obtuse to get it.]

[fallintheriver]

That's not what I-- don't be stupid.

[Looks like you've found a good new play-thing, Iriel.]

[rosesandlimes]

Stupid? I'm not the one killing myself on a slippery floor, pumpkin.

[fallintheriver]

[He sputters.]

That's not my name.

[rosesandlimes]

Well you didn't offer it, buttercup.

[This is way too much fun.]

[fallintheriver]

[fffffff]

Don't call me that, either. My name is Ezra. Ezra. Okay?

[rosesandlimes]

Pumpkin Buttercup Ezra? I was hoping I didn't have to be so formal and call you by your last name...

[This should get old at some point, but not yet.

It's not like he's even done anything to earn this behavior from her, except that he's so damn easy to tease.]

[fallintheriver]

I don't have a last name and I don't want one! Stop adding things to my name without asking!