Oct 03, 2011 20:43
--else is in here... Ah. What did I do? This book is like a communicator? Then what happened to my other-- oh, not agaaaaain.
[Whiiiiine. Someone just pieced together what happened, and doesn't sound too happy about it.]
I bet that's what that stupid letter said, too.
"Dear Ezra. We decided to kidnap you again, because we hate you and kidnapping you once isn't good enough. This time you aren't allowed a bath tub, but you can have this book even though you hate books and writing and reading and the writing is too messy for you to read. We really don't care, we're just trying to ruin your life even more than it already was.
Try not to die again (not that we actually care,)
Love, Whoever Kidnapped Me This Time."
[Another whine.]
This is stupid and I want to go home.