012 {Audio}

[fallintheriver]

[So Ezra has been fine physically for the last few days, and now that he's rested up mentally, it's time to address something incredibly important.]Okay, so I was sick. I've been sick before, that's normal. Sick for a week, not as normal. My immune system isn't that shitty

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[knowsvinewhip]

... What on earth have you been doing?

[fallintheriver]

Not dying, that's what.

[knowsvinewhip]

It doesn't sound as if you're trying very hard.

[fallintheriver]

I am trying hard!

[He's just not very good at it.]

[knowsvinewhip]

Perhaps you could use more practice.

[fallintheriver]

How do you even practice that? By just not dying? I had more than thirty years of practice doing that.

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah... I'm not sure. That was a rather poor suggestion, wasn't it?

[fallintheriver]

Yeah. Well, kind of. You're right, I didn't practice enough.

[knowsvinewhip]

Oh? What happened?

[fallintheriver]

Um, I died? That's what happened.

[knowsvinewhip]

... Pardon?

[fallintheriver]

I died. Had my guts ripped out and eaten and everything. Woke up in my room a few days later in one piece. That happens here, apparently.

[knowsvinewhip]

But... how?

[fallintheriver]

Not a clue.

[knowsvinewhip]

... Of course not.

[fallintheriver]

Should ask our keepers about it.