LOOOOOOONG time no update
ok ok ok! i'm sorry. GOODNESS. i know i haven't updated in AGES. so here it is.
hi. i'm....nvm. just hi.
enjoy.
goodbye.
i greater than 3 justine
"well as for now i'm gonna hear the saddest songs
and wonder how you're making out"
To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 Dont use any punctuation Ever Just type type type type type
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance tell your boss you can't go to work next monday because you're going to be sick.
16. Have your coworkers adress you by your professional wrestling name, The Highlightenator!
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."