Recent Favorite Phrases:
Odd little things I've been saying lately.
Threats of pain/violence:
"[Go/I hope you] die in a fire."
"I am not above knocking you out, skinning you alive with a cheese grater, then drawing pictures on what's left with a sharpie." (variant of something thiefed from the interwebz)
"I wish I had reason to think I could actually kick yer ass."
Being flattered:
"Aaaw, yer such a charming liar. Bless yer heart." (I've clearly been in the south too long)
On being the bigger person:
(assorted variants of) "Just once, I'd really love to get what I want, and say 'fuck the other guy' damnit. . ."
About men:
"Sometimes I just wanna lick 'em."
"I figured out why men are stupid. Hormones make the IQ drop. I need to stop hanging around decent guys who are also fun to look at. It's new to me, I can't handle it!"
Misc:
"Yay! What are we talking about?"
Threats of pain/violence:
"[Go/I hope you] die in a fire."
"I am not above knocking you out, skinning you alive with a cheese grater, then drawing pictures on what's left with a sharpie." (variant of something thiefed from the interwebz)
"I wish I had reason to think I could actually kick yer ass."
Being flattered:
"Aaaw, yer such a charming liar. Bless yer heart." (I've clearly been in the south too long)
On being the bigger person:
(assorted variants of) "Just once, I'd really love to get what I want, and say 'fuck the other guy' damnit. . ."
About men:
"Sometimes I just wanna lick 'em."
"I figured out why men are stupid. Hormones make the IQ drop. I need to stop hanging around decent guys who are also fun to look at. It's new to me, I can't handle it!"
Misc:
"Yay! What are we talking about?"