Wasting Time

[fallingmallorn]

So I just spent the weekend coming back from spring break (19 hour drive, whoo-hoo!) and I totally should be sleeping, but I ran across this thing, and I can't help myself! I had to stick them up here, lest they be lost to the ages! XD

Starting with the obvious:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sarah!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
3. Sarah is 984 feet tall.
4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!
6. Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
7. Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sarah from each salad served in first class!
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sarah.
10. Baby swans are called Sarah.

And moving on to the awesome:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sokka!

1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Sokka!
2. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Sokka.
3. Medieval knights put the skin of Sokka on their sword handles to improve the grip.
4. If you lace Sokka from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
5. Sokka is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Sokka.
7. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Sokka.
8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Sokka.
9. Sokka was declared extinct in 1902.
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Sokka floating in their swimming pools.

A touch of unfortunate yet amusing truth (I still heart you, Katara!):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katara!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Katara on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. Katara is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Katara is blue!
4. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Katara'.
5. More people are killed by Katara each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
6. Katara can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Katara from each salad served in first class.
8. Katara was named after Katara the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Katara.
10. It is impossible to fold Katara more than seven times.

And of course, the lame. Zuko, you're made of so much dork, but I love you even so! XDD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zuko!

1. Cats use their Zuko to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Zuko!
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Zuko not to hide but to look for water.
4. Native Americans never actually ate Zuko; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
5. When provoked, Zuko will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
6. The most dangerous form of Zuko is the bicycle.
7. Tradition allows women to propose to Zuko only during leap years!
8. Over half of Americans are officially Zuko!
9. Zuko can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Zuko!

And the outright amusing:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zutara!

1. Zutaraicide is the killing of Zutara!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Zutara to stand for parliament!
3. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Zutara!
4. If Zutara was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
5. You should always store Zutara in an airtight container in the fridge.
6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Zutara!
7. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zutara.
8. The condom - originally made from Zutara - was invented in the early 1500s.
9. Native Americans never actually ate Zutara; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
10. Zutara has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

...And I'm out. *passes out*