Shit Captain`s Log 01

May 02, 2005 12:36

you see people on tv and read a few tales of people who have created fictional people and interactions, kinda like having an imaginary friend (new simpsons derived) ex- a perfect mind. how would you know that the person you talk to isn`t real? what if alot of people did this and never knew. what if alot of the people you know aren`t real. all the background people you randomly walk by... might not even be there! lol it`s nuts!

really now, who needs real friends when you can make them up yourself! they could look how you want them to look, act how you want them to act and unlike you`re real friends- you can kill them in any sick ass way that you could imagine! hahaha now thats funny. "you ate my cupcake?!!?!?! RRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!" "Blam blam blam blam blam"- those are gun shots by the way

i wish i had friends... who i could run over with a steam roller!!! "ooohhh look! julie`s suntanning... let`s run her over for fun! muwahahaha"

alright, i think when my real friends read this... i`ll need some new ones.... who i could run over with a steam roller again!!!!!! wait... i can`t run my real friends over with a steam roller.... well... i guess that`s a matter of opinion haha
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