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...I fail to see what everyone finds so interesting or amusing about these. It's all pointless rumorus, anyway. If it's true, I think I'll be taking that paid vacation now.
Business has been slow at SOLDIER lately. Apparently, the majority of the high school age recruits were busy preparing for some kind of school dance. Why anyone would voluntarily go through that is beyond me. Masochists, the lot of them.