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fallingblack

I suck at gifts, k?

Apr 25, 2008 14:06

Happy Christmas, everyone.

( Presents, sort of. (I suck at giving presents.. They'll mostly be clothes. Regulus speaks in clothes, you see) )

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Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 20:48:53 UTC

Don't be silly. I like to look at pretty things just as much as the next person. But if you don't like it, I'll take it back.

Aw, love. I know you wouldn't. It was mostly a joke. Please don't murder me. I enjoy being alive. It's Christmas, and it is happy time. But you're right. This family is a bit... Hmm.

I'm going to have to meet him eventually.

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 21:23:14 UTC

That's the spirit, love. Of course you'll get laid again. I'm going to need at least 12 children out of you.

If you think that's best. I'm sure it won't be as awful as you think.

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 21:35:42 UTC

I can only get better with practice, you know. No matter how squishy you are.. and.. you have the wrong shape. I'm sorry, love. You know I adore you, but I'm not entirely sure if I even could.. Something to consider, at least. Though, now that you've got me thinking about sex, I'm going to need a cold shower.

What of your mother, then?

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 21:56:02 UTC

But I'm not. And.. I do not know if I even could. And, darling, you aren't damaged goods. If anything, we now know you're fertile, and therefore much more appealing as a wife.

Good, then I should meet her first.

Really? Do you have any idea who from?

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 22:20:27 UTC

I don't want If you say so, love. I'm just not as concerned about it, I suppose. Sex isn't.. it isn't everything. And I can... do just fine without it. Honest.

Excellent, I look forward to it.

Oh, I see. It's nice that he was thinking of you? You should have sent it proper and not anonymously.

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 22:36:47 UTC

I'm glad you can finally admit these things, Acacia. Truly, this is a marvelous breakthrough.

That's the ticket, love. I can see this working out well.

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 22:49:38 UTC

You wouldn't really kill me, though. You love me too much.

Ah. At least now I know what to get you next Christmas. A big house.

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Re: Private fallingblack April 25 2008, 22:57:37 UTC

I sleep well at night with this thought in my head.

Naturally. In fact, we could buy one right now.

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