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Second verse, same as the first.
Series Two
#1
-Haven't you seen the news, Ricky? Your grandparents are worried sick about you.
-Plan B it is, boss.
-Excuse me. I'm an extraterrestrial... and proud of it, thank you very much.
-Nico!
-But, I thought you could only cast spells after you bled? And he never even...
-Ohhh. Right. That time of the month...
-Hey! I warned you, misuse that word one more time and I'll--
-Just be glad we have someplace for our new Hostel, Molly.
-Because she doesn't want them back, Chase. She's just saying that we have a responsibility to clean up after their mess... right, Nico?
-Us? Ma'am, how are we supposed to stop something if the grown-up us's can't?
-But Old Lace seems pretty convinced it's you.
#2
-You tried to raise the dead? When? Who?
-Is that possible, Nico? Is there some way you could see the last few moments of her life?
-Well, the older you did say Victor's father was a villain, right? "The greatest evil in the universe?"
-Victor, yeah? Don't freak out...
-We tracked you down with the info on the back of this old yearbook photo. We just want to talk to you about--
-What are you...?
#3
-You haven't killed anybody yet, Victor... but you will.
-We're bringing him with us?
-But the last time we brought a boy back to the Hostel, he tried to eat us!
-Molly, our parents are dead, but that doesn't mean they weren't villains.
-Wow. You are really, really pretty.
-Seriously.
-Molly! I was talking to her!
-Not, Mol, they're adults. Now you grab Gert and Old Lace. I'll try to help Nico.
#4
-Whose cell is that?
-Superfreak?
-Yeah, whoever said bad guys have taste never took an interior decorating class. You should have seen how much green and purple our parents had down here before I started going all Queer Eye on the place.
-I know it's tough to swallow, Victor, but trust us, you can live a whole lifetime with your parents and still not know the first thing about them. And if you never even got the chance to meet one of 'em...
-Wow, this is like the most surreal episode of Maury Povich ever.
-Why are we only considering men from this planet? I thought you said Vic's father was the biggest bad in the universe.
-Let her go!
-I thought that creep died fighting the Fantastic Four or something?
-And if you walk in there solo, he could go back on his word and kill you both. Trust us, if there's one thing parents are good at, it's lying to their kids. Besides, we've been rescuing civilians from hostage situations like this ever since bad guys started showing up in L.A. again. Let us help you.
-We always go to Plan B! Next time, we should make that our Plan A!
-Put her down!
-He won't be the first man to try.
-OOF!
#6
-Molly's zonked, but she'll live. Is Chase...?
-What? Why? If I drain all my energy in one shot, I--
-Sorry.
-I'm so sorry, Victor. I know what it's like to find out that you're not what you thought you were, but you can't let that--
#7
-Cosmic? As in, outer space?
-Molly, you can bench-press Rhode Island! You have to help!
-All right, just follow Nico's lead...
-...and you should make it through in one piece.
-No offense, but if you're looking to be a queen...
-...you want West Hollywood.
-Did... did I kill him?
-Nico, no!
-Few miles outside of L.A., from the looks of it.
-I tried to warn you, you can't cast the same spell twice, can you?
-When we fought that new Tarantula guy in Van Nuys three weeks ago, remember.
-Beat yourself up later, girlfriend. If we're out here, that means Victor's all alone with Satan's beekeeper.
-Well, we officially have enough feminine products to last until the apocalypse or menopause.
-Oh, nice! Check out that sky!
-There's usually way too much smog and light pollution to see constellations out here, but you can totally make out all of Cassiopeia tonight!
-I'm so sorry. Am... am I moving too fast?
-But after Alex, you... you said you were done with boys forever.
-Yes? Well, not all of them. I mean, aren't you?
-I'm such an idiot.
-It's true! I thought I'd finally figured out who I was, but now I know I don't know anything.
-My mom's from the same planet as me, and she was never like this. Face it, I'm not just an alien. I'm a freak.
-You are not! I don't belong with you people, Nico... I don't belong anywhere! God, what am I supposed to do now?
-If I could make a wish, I'd ask never to be born, okay?
-Whoa.
-I don't think so. Looks like it's from out of town.
-How... how do you know my name?
-You're not taking me anywhere.
-Nico, watch--
-Nico!
-What... what are you?
-My... my parents are dead.
#8
-What... what are you?
-What the %^#* are you talking about?
-Get away from me, you freak!
-Let him go, Xavin!
-Please! These people are my friends!
-No, Gert. He's... he's an extraterrestrial. Like me. He said that we're engaged.
-Sounds like my parents set up some kind of arranged marriage for us.
-I'm here, dammit! Talk!
-Nico, wait. Maybe... maybe we should hear him out.
-Whatever you have to say to me, you can say it in front of them.
-My parents? How?
-My mom and dad lived in a star?
-That's insane!
-She's right, Xavin. I can't marry you... but not because I don't believe you. I can't do it because it'd be a lie.
-I... I like girls.
-Okay.
-Nico, I have to do this. People are dying.
-No, it's my mom and dad's fault. And I thought the whole point of our group was trying to make upf for our parents mistakes, right? Please... don't make this harder than it already is.
-Goodbye, Molly. You be strong for these guys, okay?
-Look after Gert, Old Lace. Don't let Chase take her for granted.
-So long, Victor. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
-Nico...
-Shh, this is for you.
-No, it's how I hide my powers. But where I'm going, I'll never have to do that again.
-I can finally stop pretending to be something I'm not.
-Please don't be sad for me.
-I love you all very much.
-Keep running.
#14
-Xavin! You're not supposed to see me yet!
-It's bad luck! Well, it is on Earth, anyway. The groom isn't supposed to see the wedding dress before the ceremony.
-You... you look beautiful.
-It's nothing.
-No, of course not. I would never risk jeopardizing the peace we've worked so hard for. This union is the final step in bringing our two worlds together.
-I do, Xavin. I really do. These past few months have been the happiest of my life. I... I finally feel like I belong.
-I miss my friends.
-I don't follow.
-You did that? For me?
#16
-Man, I am so tired of fighting.
-What can't we all just get along?
#17
-I can't leave you kids alone for a second, can I?
-In the Beverly Gardens, right before I left the planet. You were going to ask where you and I almost kissed, right?
-Shh. It's all right, Nico.
-I was about to go through with my ceremony, when a Skrullos guest insulted one of the Majesdarian bridesmaid's dresses. Stupid, right? But next thing I know, the adults in both parties were fighting, and... and the peace I left you guys to rebuild was completely shattered. It's so messed up. One second, everything was fine, and then--
-Everything just went insane. We barely escaped Tarnax VII before Xavin's outpost launched antimatter missiles at Majesdane. It... it was horrible. We crash-landed our escape pod a few miles from the Hostel. I... I don't know if anyone else from our system survived.
-What's happening here? Why are you guys all at each other's throats?
-Wait, someone took Molly?
-Who did this? What are we fighting?
-Oh, Chase. I'm sure she's just scared and... and confused. Give her time, she'll come around. Trust me, you two were made for each other.
-Each of us has been falling apart since day one, Chase. We just have to find a way to fall apart together.
-Or maybe they're still on their way back. You should probably cloak the Leapfrog, Chase.
-Huh, that must be why my parents were always going there when I was a kid.
-It means I picked up a few new tricks off-world... like how to put an impenetrable shield around my friends.
-Thankfully, it works on enemies, too.
#18
-Where are we?
-Fire? Are you okay?
-What does that mean? Where is everyone?
-Body...? You mean...?
#19
-She's not an it, Gert. She's you. You... you died.
-Before the last battle with our parents, you mean? When Chase almost drowned.
-Can it be salvaged, Xavin?
-We still have the Hostel. You'll always be welcome there.
-They lost a friend, Xavin. And so did I.
-Xavin, we have a saying on Earth: "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
-So... you don't think you can ever be happy here?
-See, that's how my friends and I felt about Gert.
-You would have liked her. She was grumpy and contrary on the surface, but underneath it all, she was just a sweet girl... like you.
-No, only villains try to change the whole world.
-The rest of us take it one person at a time.
-What about the employees? And the customers? We still have a responsibility to protect Los Angeles from all the pychopaths trying to take out parents' place.
#20
-Oh my God!
-Xavin's kind of right, Nico. This thing is wrecking every building built in the last twenty years! New York is hours away, and we're pretty much the only super-help this coast has got, right? Even those Excelsior basketcases have been missing in action since--
-Actually, Xavin, Nico is our leader. She calls the shots.
-Hey, we've helped take down more than one evil giant before. Though I don't remember the Gibborim being this big.
-Xavin!
-We have to roll, guys.
-That thing's down, but it's a long way from out.
-So what do we do next?
#21
-There's somebody alive in there!
-Calm down, sir. No one is accusing you of--
-Ooo, did you see how fast I put this one up?
-Xavin!?
-Xavin, you were fantastic.
#22
-This town is so out of ideas.
-Victor, can you do something about their shiny metal Second Amendment rights?
-Chase, you can't take an evening stroll across L.A. with a telepathic dinosaur.
-Don't worry, sweetie. Molly's real mutant power is complete mastery of every board game ever created.
-Wellllll, poor Greenland got its butt kicked hours ago, and my glow is starting to fade, so I think I'm going to hit the sack.
-Um, see you later? This you, I hope?
-Don't beat her too bad, Molly Dolly!
#23
-LET GO OF ME!
-Please... you're tearing me apart...
-Just my mom and dad again. I keep having this creepy Freudian remix of my childhood where they're both... Um. What are you wearing?
-I love everything you sew yourself, Nico.
-You know I do.
-Am... am I still dreaming?
-No. I can't.
-I care about you. More than you'll ever know. But I'm with Xavin now, and she's earned my loyalty, Nico.
-Xavin?! What are you doing? Is... is this supposed to be some kind of a sick test?
-Then why?
-Xavin, I like you. I just want you to be yourself.
-Yeah. Welcome to the club.
-I'm coming, Molly. But why did you tell Xavin to go wake up Nico and--
-Sounds like he's finally leaving us for good.
-That doesn't make sense. Chase's dinosaur is house-trained better than he is.
-I can't, Molly. I used up my glow fighting those werewolves, and I won't be able to recharge until sunrise.
#25
-You're sure, honey? The trail Old Lace was leaving ends here?
-Good eyes, Mol.
-I know what you're going through, Old Lace. Your heart is telling you one thing, but your "master" is telling you something else, right? Well, you're nobody's slave. Doesn't matter if it's our parents' wishes or telepathic orders...
-...we all have the power to do whatever the hell we want.
-Aww, that's my sweet girl.
-You know we can't do that.
-Xavin!
-Go limp, baby! If I concentrate, I might be able to juice up enough of a field to break your--
-UNF!
-I'm sorry.
-Gert used to say that kids spend their lives wanting to be adults, and adults spend their lives wanting to be kids.
-I don't know.
-She just spent her life living.
-Not me. I want to stay up and watch the sunrise.
-We're in no condition to fight. What... what do we do.
Series Two
#1
-Haven't you seen the news, Ricky? Your grandparents are worried sick about you.
-Plan B it is, boss.
-Excuse me. I'm an extraterrestrial... and proud of it, thank you very much.
-Nico!
-But, I thought you could only cast spells after you bled? And he never even...
-Ohhh. Right. That time of the month...
-Hey! I warned you, misuse that word one more time and I'll--
-Just be glad we have someplace for our new Hostel, Molly.
-Because she doesn't want them back, Chase. She's just saying that we have a responsibility to clean up after their mess... right, Nico?
-Us? Ma'am, how are we supposed to stop something if the grown-up us's can't?
-But Old Lace seems pretty convinced it's you.
#2
-You tried to raise the dead? When? Who?
-Is that possible, Nico? Is there some way you could see the last few moments of her life?
-Well, the older you did say Victor's father was a villain, right? "The greatest evil in the universe?"
-Victor, yeah? Don't freak out...
-We tracked you down with the info on the back of this old yearbook photo. We just want to talk to you about--
-What are you...?
#3
-You haven't killed anybody yet, Victor... but you will.
-We're bringing him with us?
-But the last time we brought a boy back to the Hostel, he tried to eat us!
-Molly, our parents are dead, but that doesn't mean they weren't villains.
-Wow. You are really, really pretty.
-Seriously.
-Molly! I was talking to her!
-Not, Mol, they're adults. Now you grab Gert and Old Lace. I'll try to help Nico.
#4
-Whose cell is that?
-Superfreak?
-Yeah, whoever said bad guys have taste never took an interior decorating class. You should have seen how much green and purple our parents had down here before I started going all Queer Eye on the place.
-I know it's tough to swallow, Victor, but trust us, you can live a whole lifetime with your parents and still not know the first thing about them. And if you never even got the chance to meet one of 'em...
-Wow, this is like the most surreal episode of Maury Povich ever.
-Why are we only considering men from this planet? I thought you said Vic's father was the biggest bad in the universe.
-Let her go!
-I thought that creep died fighting the Fantastic Four or something?
-And if you walk in there solo, he could go back on his word and kill you both. Trust us, if there's one thing parents are good at, it's lying to their kids. Besides, we've been rescuing civilians from hostage situations like this ever since bad guys started showing up in L.A. again. Let us help you.
-We always go to Plan B! Next time, we should make that our Plan A!
-Put her down!
-He won't be the first man to try.
-OOF!
#6
-Molly's zonked, but she'll live. Is Chase...?
-What? Why? If I drain all my energy in one shot, I--
-Sorry.
-I'm so sorry, Victor. I know what it's like to find out that you're not what you thought you were, but you can't let that--
#7
-Cosmic? As in, outer space?
-Molly, you can bench-press Rhode Island! You have to help!
-All right, just follow Nico's lead...
-...and you should make it through in one piece.
-No offense, but if you're looking to be a queen...
-...you want West Hollywood.
-Did... did I kill him?
-Nico, no!
-Few miles outside of L.A., from the looks of it.
-I tried to warn you, you can't cast the same spell twice, can you?
-When we fought that new Tarantula guy in Van Nuys three weeks ago, remember.
-Beat yourself up later, girlfriend. If we're out here, that means Victor's all alone with Satan's beekeeper.
-Well, we officially have enough feminine products to last until the apocalypse or menopause.
-Oh, nice! Check out that sky!
-There's usually way too much smog and light pollution to see constellations out here, but you can totally make out all of Cassiopeia tonight!
-I'm so sorry. Am... am I moving too fast?
-But after Alex, you... you said you were done with boys forever.
-Yes? Well, not all of them. I mean, aren't you?
-I'm such an idiot.
-It's true! I thought I'd finally figured out who I was, but now I know I don't know anything.
-My mom's from the same planet as me, and she was never like this. Face it, I'm not just an alien. I'm a freak.
-You are not! I don't belong with you people, Nico... I don't belong anywhere! God, what am I supposed to do now?
-If I could make a wish, I'd ask never to be born, okay?
-Whoa.
-I don't think so. Looks like it's from out of town.
-How... how do you know my name?
-You're not taking me anywhere.
-Nico, watch--
-Nico!
-What... what are you?
-My... my parents are dead.
#8
-What... what are you?
-What the %^#* are you talking about?
-Get away from me, you freak!
-Let him go, Xavin!
-Please! These people are my friends!
-No, Gert. He's... he's an extraterrestrial. Like me. He said that we're engaged.
-Sounds like my parents set up some kind of arranged marriage for us.
-I'm here, dammit! Talk!
-Nico, wait. Maybe... maybe we should hear him out.
-Whatever you have to say to me, you can say it in front of them.
-My parents? How?
-My mom and dad lived in a star?
-That's insane!
-She's right, Xavin. I can't marry you... but not because I don't believe you. I can't do it because it'd be a lie.
-I... I like girls.
-Okay.
-Nico, I have to do this. People are dying.
-No, it's my mom and dad's fault. And I thought the whole point of our group was trying to make upf for our parents mistakes, right? Please... don't make this harder than it already is.
-Goodbye, Molly. You be strong for these guys, okay?
-Look after Gert, Old Lace. Don't let Chase take her for granted.
-So long, Victor. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
-Nico...
-Shh, this is for you.
-No, it's how I hide my powers. But where I'm going, I'll never have to do that again.
-I can finally stop pretending to be something I'm not.
-Please don't be sad for me.
-I love you all very much.
-Keep running.
#14
-Xavin! You're not supposed to see me yet!
-It's bad luck! Well, it is on Earth, anyway. The groom isn't supposed to see the wedding dress before the ceremony.
-You... you look beautiful.
-It's nothing.
-No, of course not. I would never risk jeopardizing the peace we've worked so hard for. This union is the final step in bringing our two worlds together.
-I do, Xavin. I really do. These past few months have been the happiest of my life. I... I finally feel like I belong.
-I miss my friends.
-I don't follow.
-You did that? For me?
#16
-Man, I am so tired of fighting.
-What can't we all just get along?
#17
-I can't leave you kids alone for a second, can I?
-In the Beverly Gardens, right before I left the planet. You were going to ask where you and I almost kissed, right?
-Shh. It's all right, Nico.
-I was about to go through with my ceremony, when a Skrullos guest insulted one of the Majesdarian bridesmaid's dresses. Stupid, right? But next thing I know, the adults in both parties were fighting, and... and the peace I left you guys to rebuild was completely shattered. It's so messed up. One second, everything was fine, and then--
-Everything just went insane. We barely escaped Tarnax VII before Xavin's outpost launched antimatter missiles at Majesdane. It... it was horrible. We crash-landed our escape pod a few miles from the Hostel. I... I don't know if anyone else from our system survived.
-What's happening here? Why are you guys all at each other's throats?
-Wait, someone took Molly?
-Who did this? What are we fighting?
-Oh, Chase. I'm sure she's just scared and... and confused. Give her time, she'll come around. Trust me, you two were made for each other.
-Each of us has been falling apart since day one, Chase. We just have to find a way to fall apart together.
-Or maybe they're still on their way back. You should probably cloak the Leapfrog, Chase.
-Huh, that must be why my parents were always going there when I was a kid.
-It means I picked up a few new tricks off-world... like how to put an impenetrable shield around my friends.
-Thankfully, it works on enemies, too.
#18
-Where are we?
-Fire? Are you okay?
-What does that mean? Where is everyone?
-Body...? You mean...?
#19
-She's not an it, Gert. She's you. You... you died.
-Before the last battle with our parents, you mean? When Chase almost drowned.
-Can it be salvaged, Xavin?
-We still have the Hostel. You'll always be welcome there.
-They lost a friend, Xavin. And so did I.
-Xavin, we have a saying on Earth: "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
-So... you don't think you can ever be happy here?
-See, that's how my friends and I felt about Gert.
-You would have liked her. She was grumpy and contrary on the surface, but underneath it all, she was just a sweet girl... like you.
-No, only villains try to change the whole world.
-The rest of us take it one person at a time.
-What about the employees? And the customers? We still have a responsibility to protect Los Angeles from all the pychopaths trying to take out parents' place.
#20
-Oh my God!
-Xavin's kind of right, Nico. This thing is wrecking every building built in the last twenty years! New York is hours away, and we're pretty much the only super-help this coast has got, right? Even those Excelsior basketcases have been missing in action since--
-Actually, Xavin, Nico is our leader. She calls the shots.
-Hey, we've helped take down more than one evil giant before. Though I don't remember the Gibborim being this big.
-Xavin!
-We have to roll, guys.
-That thing's down, but it's a long way from out.
-So what do we do next?
#21
-There's somebody alive in there!
-Calm down, sir. No one is accusing you of--
-Ooo, did you see how fast I put this one up?
-Xavin!?
-Xavin, you were fantastic.
#22
-This town is so out of ideas.
-Victor, can you do something about their shiny metal Second Amendment rights?
-Chase, you can't take an evening stroll across L.A. with a telepathic dinosaur.
-Don't worry, sweetie. Molly's real mutant power is complete mastery of every board game ever created.
-Wellllll, poor Greenland got its butt kicked hours ago, and my glow is starting to fade, so I think I'm going to hit the sack.
-Um, see you later? This you, I hope?
-Don't beat her too bad, Molly Dolly!
#23
-LET GO OF ME!
-Please... you're tearing me apart...
-Just my mom and dad again. I keep having this creepy Freudian remix of my childhood where they're both... Um. What are you wearing?
-I love everything you sew yourself, Nico.
-You know I do.
-Am... am I still dreaming?
-No. I can't.
-I care about you. More than you'll ever know. But I'm with Xavin now, and she's earned my loyalty, Nico.
-Xavin?! What are you doing? Is... is this supposed to be some kind of a sick test?
-Then why?
-Xavin, I like you. I just want you to be yourself.
-Yeah. Welcome to the club.
-I'm coming, Molly. But why did you tell Xavin to go wake up Nico and--
-Sounds like he's finally leaving us for good.
-That doesn't make sense. Chase's dinosaur is house-trained better than he is.
-I can't, Molly. I used up my glow fighting those werewolves, and I won't be able to recharge until sunrise.
#25
-You're sure, honey? The trail Old Lace was leaving ends here?
-Good eyes, Mol.
-I know what you're going through, Old Lace. Your heart is telling you one thing, but your "master" is telling you something else, right? Well, you're nobody's slave. Doesn't matter if it's our parents' wishes or telepathic orders...
-...we all have the power to do whatever the hell we want.
-Aww, that's my sweet girl.
-You know we can't do that.
-Xavin!
-Go limp, baby! If I concentrate, I might be able to juice up enough of a field to break your--
-UNF!
-I'm sorry.
-Gert used to say that kids spend their lives wanting to be adults, and adults spend their lives wanting to be kids.
-I don't know.
-She just spent her life living.
-Not me. I want to stay up and watch the sunrise.
-We're in no condition to fight. What... what do we do.