I searched "your mom" on yahoo and this is what I got
Your Mom's has a short arm and can't applaud.
Your Mom has one arm and one leg and swims in circles.
Your Mom has a dog, and it's stupid. so people call it by going "hey stupid, come here."
Your Mom has an afro with a chin strap.
Your Mom's has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Your Mom has a large collection of Precious Moments figurines and likes to eat them like corn on the cob.
Your Mom has a rotating head with a rainbow laser beam.
Your Mom has a large assortment of random metal objects at her disposal.
Your Mom has a pet donkey that she makes love to regularly and calls it frank when she slaps its ass.
Your mom is so bald that your dad who has nothing to do with this joke can only speak in a monotone to the man who looks like an elephant in the mist of the blazing sun over the rocky mountain that has bulls with peanut butter on their antelopes who eat flies that have no wings for barbequing.
Your Mom has one arm and one leg and swims in circles.
Your Mom has a dog, and it's stupid. so people call it by going "hey stupid, come here."
Your Mom has an afro with a chin strap.
Your Mom's has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Your Mom has a large collection of Precious Moments figurines and likes to eat them like corn on the cob.
Your Mom has a rotating head with a rainbow laser beam.
Your Mom has a large assortment of random metal objects at her disposal.
Your Mom has a pet donkey that she makes love to regularly and calls it frank when she slaps its ass.
Your mom is so bald that your dad who has nothing to do with this joke can only speak in a monotone to the man who looks like an elephant in the mist of the blazing sun over the rocky mountain that has bulls with peanut butter on their antelopes who eat flies that have no wings for barbequing.