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just some questions for everyone to ponder over, and comment on if they feel so sarcastically inclined.
What would you do if you stumbled upon a public orgy?
What would you say if you saw a little dog humping the leg of a hobo that is humping the leg of some pedestrian?
If when a whale ejaculates into the ocean, he releases 400 gallons of semen into the water, and only 10% of it is actually used for fertilization of the female variety, one must ask, is that why oceans are so salty?
If you job was to hold up a bag in order to catch the shit falling from elephants, what kinda jokes could you come up with about your job?
If you accidentally walked into the board room where there is a multi-million dollar deal trying to be struck, and everyone stares at you, what would you do?
If someone told you that they would kill you if you didn't *relieve yourself #1 n 2* onto them, could/would you do it?
What would you do if you accidentally walked into a bank vault and were suddenly surrounded by cops who are pointing guns at you?
If arrested on charges of verbal abuse to a horrible waitress, do you think that the courts should really be able to charge you *1st amendment, hello*?
Would you rather fall into a human pigsty of a college student, that gets drunk, is slutty, on many kinds of drugs, doesn't clean anything, and doesn't showers dorm room, or into your average pigsty?
Since a duck's quack has no echo, why do they make duck calls that can echo, can't the ducks tell the difference?
What do you think the world would be like if no planning was done by any human, everything was spontaneous and on instinct, feel free to leave long discriptions if anything comes to you?/.
What would you do if you stumbled upon a public orgy?
What would you say if you saw a little dog humping the leg of a hobo that is humping the leg of some pedestrian?
If when a whale ejaculates into the ocean, he releases 400 gallons of semen into the water, and only 10% of it is actually used for fertilization of the female variety, one must ask, is that why oceans are so salty?
If you job was to hold up a bag in order to catch the shit falling from elephants, what kinda jokes could you come up with about your job?
If you accidentally walked into the board room where there is a multi-million dollar deal trying to be struck, and everyone stares at you, what would you do?
If someone told you that they would kill you if you didn't *relieve yourself #1 n 2* onto them, could/would you do it?
What would you do if you accidentally walked into a bank vault and were suddenly surrounded by cops who are pointing guns at you?
If arrested on charges of verbal abuse to a horrible waitress, do you think that the courts should really be able to charge you *1st amendment, hello*?
Would you rather fall into a human pigsty of a college student, that gets drunk, is slutty, on many kinds of drugs, doesn't clean anything, and doesn't showers dorm room, or into your average pigsty?
Since a duck's quack has no echo, why do they make duck calls that can echo, can't the ducks tell the difference?
What do you think the world would be like if no planning was done by any human, everything was spontaneous and on instinct, feel free to leave long discriptions if anything comes to you?/.