ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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II (either one is fine)

[theseineone]

Oho? Do you consider yourself an expert on love, young one?

Sorry couldn't get to it last night. I fell asleep right as I was about do do yours! ;; Us 2 only!

[falleng0d]

[ Keima meets the pretty blonde's gaze with his own. For once Keima sitting up and doesn't have a video game in front of him. He's not bad looking for a guy, so it's not out of the realm of impossibility that this kid's got the stuff to be a genuine Lothario. ]

Of course. I am the Conquering God, after all.

[theseineone]

[France holds his gaze but doesn't look too impressed yet, like he's still judging Keima.]

Really? That is a very impressive title.

[falleng0d]

A title is just that. It speaks nothing on my skill. Which is only applicable to video games, but, I am quite confident in my knowledge on human behavior. Do you have a question?

[theseineone]

Not really, I was just questioning your credentials.

[falleng0d]

A man confident in his ability. I assume you have no problem with love interests.

[theseineone]

M'sieur, I am the country of love. You would find it very difficult to find anyone more experienced with the ways of l'amour than I.

[falleng0d]

I've never heard of anyone call themselves that.

[ Keima hands the blonde gentleman his PFP, already turned on. It's a video game with a pretty girl on the title. ]

If you're as experienced as you say with love, then you can get to the ending quickly. I'd play it now but my buddy won't let me.

[ He hands the portable video game to him. ]

[theseineone]

[Looks at the game. Looks back at Keima.] ... You're joking.

[falleng0d]

Why would I be joking? I'm serious. Since I don't have the time to finish that game, play it for me. Reach the ending. 100% completion. Make a new save file for me.

[ He gives the blonde an appraising look. ]

Even if I am sleep-deprived, distracted and playing five other games at once, I can finish that one within 30 minutes. The length of the game is so short because it's the handheld version.

[theseineone]

And this is what you consider love? Interaction with a machine, a simple game? [Tapping away at the buttons and figuring out how it works though because the girl really is very pretty.] You are not helping your case, petite m'sieur.

[falleng0d]

I love the machine? Don't be absurd. It's not the PFP I love. It's the girl in the game I love.

[ Keima is alighted! ]

She's so innocent, so lovable and so perfect! The girls around us are nothing compared to her.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

[theseineone]

She is pretty... Does she actually exist? [Playing...]

O-oniichan, don't be so forward! Not where everyone can see!

Ah, she's the shy type...

Works for me! :|a

[falleng0d]

Exist? Of course not. How could someone so ideal exist in this mundane real?

[ He nods. Sagely: ] A hint. Though she loves her big brother, max your love points before triggering a public ero scene.

[theseineone]

You know, there are plenty of sexy and beautiful women that are real, you just need to look.

I'm not certain what that means, mais... Ah, gifts cannot hurt...

[falleng0d]

Sexy? Beautiful? Sure. But they age and wither over time. Galge girls are the best. They never age!