ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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ii. either/both/insert third option here

[urgetoemo]

[ So Neku was just walking around when he spots this pink monstrosity and can't help but stare. The same way someone would if they saw a trainwreck. ]

...Are you sure you aren't actually trying to blind people with all that bright pink?

[falleng0d]

[ Keima can't help but agree, but he can't make fun of Elsie too much. She is his demon kin, after all. ]

It's so we're easily recognizable.

[urgetoemo]

(As in easily recognizable as something to run the hell away from?)

Well... I guess it stands out.

(But probably not in the way you want it to.)

[falleng0d]

You have a question, then? Wondering how your relationship will pan out with your significant other? Do you have a girlfriend?

...

Boyfriend?

[1/4]

[urgetoemo]

Nah, no quest--

[2/I lied, I have no idea]

[urgetoemo]

.........

[3/Other than it'll take a while]

[urgetoemo]

Wait, did you just--

[4/SORRY FOR THE SPAM]

[urgetoemo]

(What the hell, tell me I heard that wrong!)

[5/Going, going, going...]

[urgetoemo]

(...No, I didn't mishear that, huh?)

[6/Stop being a cruel mistress, Firefox. >:]

[urgetoemo]

(For crying out loud, crazy guy's running an advice stand or something.)

[7/I swear the next one is the last!]

[urgetoemo]

(There's nothing else he could have said. Which means...)

[8/8; I'm sorry about your inbox;;]

[urgetoemo]

No, I don't!

[ Why yes, it did take a while for Neku to respond to that question. ]

[falleng0d]

Well then. I apologize. Even the Capturing God can be inaccurate sometimes.

But you still have a question, yes? How to date someone?

[urgetoemo]

Not at all.

[ A slight pause here. ]

...Did you just call yourself the "Capturing God"?

[falleng0d]

Yes.

[ He smirks. It's creepy. ]

I have conquered over ten thousand women. In games.

[urgetoemo]

...

......

.........

[ For a moment there, he waits as if he's expecting a "just kidding" or "sorry, that came out wrong" or something that'd make more sense. And then... ]

...Yeah, that's pretty sad.