ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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III

[gonnamarrydaddy]

[Out jogging!

But she can't help but overhear those sounds of ecstasy, and now she's heading over to peer over Keima's shoulder.]

Did you just get that back? Looks pretty dirty!

Re: III

[falleng0d]

Uwaaaaaaah!

[ Keima leaps forward and juggles his PFP in the air, completely startled by Yuna creeping up from behind! He catches his game, turns around with sudden fury but it visibly melts from his expression when he sees her. ]

Yuna-san. [ He begins coolly. ] Only someone from the real would have the insensitivity to interrupt the protagonist. Be forewarned.

[ He's holding the PFP to the side. It's still going. ]

"More! More! Onii-chan you're so good at that!

[ Keima is just staring but he brings it up while there's the sound of more pudding being squished... ]

Dirty? This is the tender but forbidden love between two siblings. Their expression is so innocent and pure.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Oh, so it's one of those kinds of games. I didn't know you were that kind of guy, Keima-kun!

[falleng0d]

What's up with that wink? Having a relationship with your own blood is wrong. Forbidden love in the real is so unflattering.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

But it's okay in games?

[falleng0d]

It's natural in games. Not alright, but it happens all the time. You just learn to ignore it.

...

At least that's how it should be perceived.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

I guess I'm not used to games like that.

[falleng0d]

...That's good.

[ He adjusts his glasses. ]

Getting used to becoming intimate with family is wrong. The stories in games spin it in an innocent manner, usually. But it's still wrong. It's something that I only wish to enjoy in a game, and nothing else.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

That makes sense. I mean, I like shooters, but it's not like I'd actually ever kill someone with a gun or anything.

[falleng0d]

Not unless you had to defend your planet from alien invaders.

[ Keima chuckles. ]

Sorry. What you said was a direct line from a game. It was a humorous scene.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Actually, I did do something like that once!

[falleng0d]

He~eh? You're not really a real girl then, are you Yuna? Saving the planet from alien invaders strictly is for Heroines only.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

Well, I feel pretty real.

[falleng0d]

Feel as real as you'd like, but you're really a Heroine.

[gonnamarrydaddy]

That's okay, I like that better anyway!

[falleng0d]

... Which in a sense, makes me a protagonist.

[ Ponders, realizing the situation he came from before coming to Mayfield. ]

Since when was I in a romantic harem comedy!?