ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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2 either, or, both, whatever

[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri stops at the booth and stares at it with her usual deadpan]

"Another dating service? Is this one a sham too?"

We'll just do Keima & Ruri!

[falleng0d]

Might as well be. Seriously being asked to be a Love Guru to a town of miscreant, murdering no-nothings deluded with the real...

[ He rambles on. ]

Ah. You have a question, I'm assuming?

Then after this shall I wait for her?

[hontobakabaka]

"Mostly I wanted to ask if this was a scam, as match making places tend to be very silly here."

Guess we'll plow on ahead without Elsie! (YEA)

[falleng0d]

There is no scam here. I am very knowledgeable with capturing the hearts of women.

[hontobakabaka]

"I see... I've had ridiculous experiences here in the past."

[falleng0d]

You may elaborate if you'd like, Heroine. The Divine One is here and with receptive ears.

[hontobakabaka]

"I'm actually just curious who you'd pair me with. Call it a form of gallows humor."

[falleng0d]

Who? The Heroines are as numerous as an endless sea, and there is at least one Hero to vie for your affection, no matter where you are.

What are your parameters?

[hontobakabaka]

"Perimeters? Preferably not an idiot or a liar."

[falleng0d]

Parameters. Your stats, personality, special abilities.

[hontobakabaka]

"Oh. I'm 151cm tall, 43 kilograms, quiet, sarcastic and have an IQ rated over 300."

[falleng0d]

Hmm. Predictable but still valuable none the less. Men might be intimidated by your prowess, Heroine. Or you may be bored of the less-intellectually inclined.

[hontobakabaka]

"Oh. If I wanted someone who wasn't an idiot I'd end up an old maid. Stupid men aren't too much of a problem."

[falleng0d]

Well I say there goes some of your biggest barriers. You are seeking romantic interest, yes?

[hontobakabaka]

"I'm curious. Its not my primary goal, but, I'm told I shouldn't discount it."

[She shrugs a bit]

[falleng0d]

Everyone needs love in their life. Some way, shape or form. Discrediting a romantic interest is folly.