ⓕⓛⓐⓖ ❷ - baby you are an rpg girl

[falleng0d]

There is a box on the front doorstep of 754 Partridge Drive. It’s labeled to Keima, and when he sees it he lets out an exuberant cry. He opens the box right then and there carefully, delighted to find one handheld portable video game system plus accessories in its original packaging. There are even a few video games to go with the PFP! Seriously

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ii

[canprotect]

Is this new...? [ she's curious! ]

Re: ii

[falleng0d]

[ OH GOD WHY ARE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN THIS RIDICULOUS SET UP ]

Hmm?

[ Keima looks up. He doesn't look very happy right now. ]

No, this is not new.

[canprotect]

Oh... what's it for, though?

[falleng0d]

So we can save this city from the evil spirit invasion.

[ Keima groans with how lame of an answer Elsie came up for him. ]

So? Do you have a question? I am the God of Conquest.

[canprotect]

Oh, um... [ derp. ] what is the God of Conquest? Is it someone who takes over places?

[ ... ha ha. ]

[falleng0d]

The God of Conquest is a name truly worthy of an individual who can capture the heart of any girl. Ever.

In games.

[canprotect]

Really? Do you have any of those games with you?

[falleng0d]

[ Keima holds up about a dozen dating simulation video game cases. ]

Only a mere paltry fraction.

[canprotect]

Really? They look like a lot of fun, though...

[falleng0d]

[ He nods, his eyes lit with a certain zeal. ]

Right! I'm happy that our captors gave me a wide selection of games to play from! Each one has its own quirk, its own specialty that makes it unique! I--hey!

[ Keima stands suddenly, pointing at the blonde girl. ]

Don't distract me! You have a question, yes?

[canprotect]

... Uh, oops. [ She laughs sheepishly, before thinking if she should ask... ] Um, how would you confess to someone?

[falleng0d]

Confession? After you've triggered enough flags. Most games use six or seven as the minimum amount.