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[falleng0d]

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POST OFFICE

[kinpika]

[PEERING UP AT]

What's the problem, onii-san?

[falleng0d]

"This town has taken very important things from me. I want them back, but I need all of my limbs. It would be very hard to play games without both hands."

[kinpika]

You should grow more hands then.

[falleng0d]

"Unfortunately I am incapable of growing limbs back."

[kinpika]

That's a real setback. You really should learn how.

[falleng0d]

"Or I could find someone who knows a Regen spell."

It's really hard to tell if he's kidding or serious.

[kinpika]

Something like that wouldn't work in this situation though. Nice try.

[falleng0d]

"... What do you mean 'wouldn't work in this situation'? Is there something with the Post Office merchant I'm not aware of?"

[kinpika]

If you lose an arm in there, no matter what kind of magic you use, it won't regenerate.

[falleng0d]

"... WHAT IS THAT NONSENSE!?"

[kinpika]

You didn't understand?

[falleng0d]

"No. I understand."

Composure regained. He pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Our captors aren't as foolish as I thought. I was hoping to trade my arm for video games and wake up the next morning with my arm back. Hmm."

[kinpika]

What kind of video games do you like best? I like RPGs!

[falleng0d]

"The best kind, of course. Gal-ge."

Complete pride, no hesitation. Gross.

[kinpika]

What kind is that?

[falleng0d]

Keima gives an exasperated sigh. He is the Fallen God on the internet, master of gal-ge, and though he gives his advice freely to all who ask, it is still mentally taxing. Especially to someone so inexperienced they have never heard the term 'gal-ge' before.

"Dating simulation games. I am a God with unparalleled skill with Dating simulation games."