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[falleng0d]

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[perfectvoice]

[...See Miku facepalm.]

Ah...well, you know the creepy people who say you've been there all your life? They're called drones, and if you're not careful you could turn into one. And you can get your stuff back every month or so, but you'll have to go through something really embarrassing or really scary to do so. There's the Post Office, but you'll have to give something up to get something back. Ah, and don't drink the milk, it's poisoned.

[falleng0d]

"Those NPCS are called drones? Very well... This Post Office. Tell me more. What would I have to give up in order to get what back?"

"... Don't drink the milk? Poisoned?"

[perfectvoice]

Ah, from what I heard, you'd have to give something very important to you up for something else.

Yeah, but that's just what I heard.

[falleng0d]

"Money? How can I give something if I they took it all from me to begin with? Do they want body parts or anything?"

[perfectvoice]

...Yeah. I've seen a few people lose arms and legs and other parts because they wanted something from the Post Office. It's better if you wait.

[falleng0d]

"Body parts?....

"...

"Well, that is inconvenient. How can I play my games then if I don't have hands!?"

[perfectvoice]

That's why you don't go to the Post Office.

[falleng0d]

"And what do you expect me to do if I can't play games?"