I just watched the 40 yr old virgin...
Ha! That film is some seriously funny shit. I can't ruin it for ya, if u've not seen it, run, run to Blockbusters. Once you get there, rent the film (under an assumed name if possible) and then kick over the popcorn stands and the racks of "Ex-Rental shite no one rented in the first place so why the hell u wanna buy it I don't know, I mean, how fucking cheap are you? You buy a crap film with "Rental Copy" on the top, this is not sexy." DVDs and shout "Corporate fucking wankers!" as you make a speedy exit. (Try to pull a couple of spin racks of DVDs over as your run, makes it harder for them to give chase...)
Once you get home, put on the DVD, sit back, grab a handful of salted snack and prepare for some good ol' downtown belly-laughs.
If you're a bloke play "Which guy am I?" Be honest, you can't all be Cal, although many of you are. Many of you are David, ahhh, I was once a David... #Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty, water-coloured meeeeeeeeeemories...#
If you're a girl, play some other game, make it a drinking game, one shot whenever David mentions Amy. Two shots any time you hear "Go fuck a goat!" Three shots whenever Andy swears!
I'm gonna watch it again, or maybe go to Asda to buy booze AND then watch it again, hrrrmmmm. 9.40 in the AM? Well, it's 8PM by the body clock so, probably not a good idea. Not a good idea = Wonderful Idea!!!! :D
P.S. Did you know that every year the Pongo-Pongo people of Guatemala sacrifice five goats to appease the fire-Daemon Chuck Norris? So far, Chuck has been merciful.
Alright, I'm going, I'm going... Sheesh...
Once you get home, put on the DVD, sit back, grab a handful of salted snack and prepare for some good ol' downtown belly-laughs.
If you're a bloke play "Which guy am I?" Be honest, you can't all be Cal, although many of you are. Many of you are David, ahhh, I was once a David... #Memories, like the corners of my mind. Misty, water-coloured meeeeeeeeeemories...#
If you're a girl, play some other game, make it a drinking game, one shot whenever David mentions Amy. Two shots any time you hear "Go fuck a goat!" Three shots whenever Andy swears!
I'm gonna watch it again, or maybe go to Asda to buy booze AND then watch it again, hrrrmmmm. 9.40 in the AM? Well, it's 8PM by the body clock so, probably not a good idea. Not a good idea = Wonderful Idea!!!! :D
P.S. Did you know that every year the Pongo-Pongo people of Guatemala sacrifice five goats to appease the fire-Daemon Chuck Norris? So far, Chuck has been merciful.
Alright, I'm going, I'm going... Sheesh...