Glee Fic: You Belong With Him
So my latest iPod-looper (song which I loop on my iPod) is “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift (even though I dislike most of her work and her live vocals are atrocious) and I thought it would be a fun song to spoof for a Glee fic.
It’s my first Glee fic, and my first fanfic in 5+ years, so be nice, people! Also, give reviews or the kitty gets it!
Rachel:
You're on the phone with your boyfriend, you're all smiles
He's going off about something to do with tiles
He gets your humor better than I do
I'm at rehearsal, it's a typical Glee night
We're fighting 'bout the solo for that song we both like
And he sings the song much better than I do
He wears Dolce, I wear argyle
He's head Cheerio and I'm a Hello Kittyphile
Dreaming 'bout the day when you wake up and see
That where you belong is right here with me
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Taking home Regionals, with you by my side
I'm both happy and sad, I just wanna hide
'Cause by your other side, his hand in yours, there is he
Looking so pleased
And his laugh makes you smile, it makes me want to erupt
I cry myself to sleep, regretting that we broke up
I used to make you smile just like that
And now you're dating a boy, just like that
He wears corsets, I wear Hush Puppies
He's head Cheerio and I keep getting slushied
Dreaming 'bout the day when you fall for my charms
And come running back right into my arms
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Puck:
Yo, back up, Finn likes it up the back door
Mercedes:
Nice (to Puck), back off, biatch, or I will cut you,
Santana:
Bri~i,
You belong with me
Brittany:
You belong with me
Rachel:
Oh, I remember you driving to his house in the middle of the night
You were in tears 'cause we broke up due to some really stupid fight
He sang your favourite songs and you told him 'bout your dreams
You realized where you belonged, and it wasn't here with me
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Finn:
Waiting in the kitchen 'til you get home
With your father's blessing, ring in hand, baby
You belong with me
You belong with me
Kurt:
You belong with me
Oh, a million times yes, baby
You belong with me
You belong with me
It’s my first Glee fic, and my first fanfic in 5+ years, so be nice, people! Also, give reviews or the kitty gets it!
Rachel:
You're on the phone with your boyfriend, you're all smiles
He's going off about something to do with tiles
He gets your humor better than I do
I'm at rehearsal, it's a typical Glee night
We're fighting 'bout the solo for that song we both like
And he sings the song much better than I do
He wears Dolce, I wear argyle
He's head Cheerio and I'm a Hello Kittyphile
Dreaming 'bout the day when you wake up and see
That where you belong is right here with me
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Taking home Regionals, with you by my side
I'm both happy and sad, I just wanna hide
'Cause by your other side, his hand in yours, there is he
Looking so pleased
And his laugh makes you smile, it makes me want to erupt
I cry myself to sleep, regretting that we broke up
I used to make you smile just like that
And now you're dating a boy, just like that
He wears corsets, I wear Hush Puppies
He's head Cheerio and I keep getting slushied
Dreaming 'bout the day when you fall for my charms
And come running back right into my arms
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Puck:
Yo, back up, Finn likes it up the back door
Mercedes:
Nice (to Puck), back off, biatch, or I will cut you,
Santana:
Bri~i,
You belong with me
Brittany:
You belong with me
Rachel:
Oh, I remember you driving to his house in the middle of the night
You were in tears 'cause we broke up due to some really stupid fight
He sang your favourite songs and you told him 'bout your dreams
You realized where you belonged, and it wasn't here with me
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Finn:
Waiting in the kitchen 'til you get home
With your father's blessing, ring in hand, baby
You belong with me
You belong with me
Kurt:
You belong with me
Oh, a million times yes, baby
You belong with me
You belong with me