Nov 23, 2005 10:53
Okie all you have to do is answer these simple questions to see who knows GOD the best!! The grading scale will be at the bottom…
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1)What kind of car would GOD drive…
a) a Volkswagon Beetle (the newer one)
b) a Chrysler Crossfire
c) a Ford Mustang Convertible
d) none…Why would GOD drive when he could just apparate places??
2)Where would GOD go on a vacation…
a) to Hawaii
b) to New Zealand…(the sights are awesome)
c) to Cali
d) all of the above...Why not he IS GOD after all!!
3)What’s GOD’s favorite food…
a) anything with ketchup/catsup on it
b) Mexican
c) Chinese
d) …God doesn’t eat…
4)Where does GOD attend school…
a) Clarkston High School
b) Oakland Community College
c) Cali University
d) …GOD GOES TO SCHOOL???
5)Who does GOD love out of every one? (this is the easiest question!!)
6)What does GOD want to do when he grows up…
a) DUH!...he already is growed up…he is like a billion years old…hello!
b) Architecture/Graphic Design
c) McDonald’s Employee (yay free cheeseburgers for all!!)
d) Nothing…he just wants to sit around all day…sweet…
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THIS IS SO THAT YOU DONT CHEAT!!! IF YOU CHEAT GOD WONT LOVE YOU AT ALL!!!
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That’s it!!! Did you answer them all correctly? I know I did! Woop Woop!!
Okie for Q1 the answer is…B. a Chrysler Crossfire!!!
For Q2 the answer is…D. all of the above!!!
For Q3 the answer is…A. anything with ketchup/catsup on it!!!
For Q4 the answer is…B. Oakland Community College!!!
For Q5 the answer is…ME!!! DUH!!!
For Q6 the answer is…B. Architecture/Graphic Design!!!
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Okie that’s all the answers…How’d you do? How well do you know GOD!? Well here’s the answer to that question…
If you got 5 or more right…You are GOD’s bestest friend!!! Woop woop! Good for you!!
If you got 3 or 4 right…you are well on your way to knowing GOD…but not quite there…
And if you got less then 3…you need to be smacked…What the Hell!? You should know Him better then that…Come on people!