I found funny blonde jokes
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next!"
Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had
been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9
unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a Blind policeman!"
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the
second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next!"
Returning home from work, a blonde was astonished to see that she had
been robbed. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9
unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they
do? They send me a Blind policeman!"
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the
second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"