greedy xmas and bday list
ok so the ruler of my boy parts has instructed me to make a list of xmas and birthday gift items that she could think about buying me. I find this very easy to do, since I love getting stuff. whoever said its better to give than to receive hasnt gotten much cool stuff from other people.
The list (xmas and birthday combined). Note : Some of these are unreasonably expensive for a gift for me....so if you're not getting showered with gifts because you're my gf, or want to live secure in the knowledge that an x husband is going to get a savage beating, it might not be worth it. you decide :) Also, no one pays retail.....ebay ebay ebay :)
Item: Approximate Retail Value:
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1) Novelty Boxer Shorts - Size:L 1) $5 - $15
(cartoons, curse words, sexual
topics, etc)
2) StopTech front wheel Big Brake Upgrade 2) $2595
(NOTE : be sure to get something out
of me for this. www.stoptech.com)
3) StopTech rear wheel Big Brake Upgrade 3) $1995
4) A smile from Deadly 4) priceless
5) Any 18" set of 4 wheels: 5) $1200 - $3000
(2) 8.5" wide, 114.3 fitment
(2) 9.5" wide, 114.3 fitment
NOTE: 18-20 lbs or lighter
6) Injen Race Division Cold Air Intake System 6) $288
7) Kuhmo Ecsta v700 R-Compound tires 7) $230 (each)
(2) 245-40-18 (front)
(2) 275-40-18 (rear)
Z speed rated.
8) A better job 8) ?
9) XL or XXL Cotton Hoodie 9) $30?
Black, White, or Dark Blue
10) Nomex Racing Shoes - Size 10? 10) $100
11) A 2-3Br House w/Garage in Bethesda 11) $500,000
near the Metro
12) One Billion Dollars 12) $1,000,000,000
(with pinky on edge of mouth)
13) Amazon.com, bestbuy.com, bn.com, 13) $15+ (enough for a CD)
or drugstore.com.
14) Deadly moving into my bedroom to be 14) hmmmmm......
chained to various objects for long
periods of time.
15) Weight Tree (for Universal plates) 15) $70
http://fitnessequipment.com/wetrra.html
16) Angled Keyboard Stand/Rack 16) $100
Similar to http://www.dv247.com/invt/12045
But Straight Leg'd instead of X-ross legged.
Must be angled (like 2nd teir) for semi-
upright access while seated.
17) Dual CD Turntable Similar to 17) $800
http://www.bananas.com/productdetail.asp/p
id_1663/productname_Numark-CDN90-Professio
nal-Dual-CD-Player but preferably with
dual platters instead of the knobs.
18) MIDI Sampler similar to 18) $800+
http://www.zzounds.com/item--AKAMPC1000
but without the extra goodies. Roland would
be prefered, but thats cause im a snob.
19) Creative Professional - E-MU 0404 19) $99
20) 18"+ Flat Panel Screen for Mounting 20) $400
near Kurzweil
ok. so the list could go on and on...and as much of a gift list for others, it is a list of things I need to get for me :) which im certain will occur for 95% of it. :-P
I need to win the lottery.
The list (xmas and birthday combined). Note : Some of these are unreasonably expensive for a gift for me....so if you're not getting showered with gifts because you're my gf, or want to live secure in the knowledge that an x husband is going to get a savage beating, it might not be worth it. you decide :) Also, no one pays retail.....ebay ebay ebay :)
Item: Approximate Retail Value:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Novelty Boxer Shorts - Size:L 1) $5 - $15
(cartoons, curse words, sexual
topics, etc)
2) StopTech front wheel Big Brake Upgrade 2) $2595
(NOTE : be sure to get something out
of me for this. www.stoptech.com)
3) StopTech rear wheel Big Brake Upgrade 3) $1995
4) A smile from Deadly 4) priceless
5) Any 18" set of 4 wheels: 5) $1200 - $3000
(2) 8.5" wide, 114.3 fitment
(2) 9.5" wide, 114.3 fitment
NOTE: 18-20 lbs or lighter
6) Injen Race Division Cold Air Intake System 6) $288
7) Kuhmo Ecsta v700 R-Compound tires 7) $230 (each)
(2) 245-40-18 (front)
(2) 275-40-18 (rear)
Z speed rated.
8) A better job 8) ?
9) XL or XXL Cotton Hoodie 9) $30?
Black, White, or Dark Blue
10) Nomex Racing Shoes - Size 10? 10) $100
11) A 2-3Br House w/Garage in Bethesda 11) $500,000
near the Metro
12) One Billion Dollars 12) $1,000,000,000
(with pinky on edge of mouth)
13) Amazon.com, bestbuy.com, bn.com, 13) $15+ (enough for a CD)
or drugstore.com.
14) Deadly moving into my bedroom to be 14) hmmmmm......
chained to various objects for long
periods of time.
15) Weight Tree (for Universal plates) 15) $70
http://fitnessequipment.com/wetrra.html
16) Angled Keyboard Stand/Rack 16) $100
Similar to http://www.dv247.com/invt/12045
But Straight Leg'd instead of X-ross legged.
Must be angled (like 2nd teir) for semi-
upright access while seated.
17) Dual CD Turntable Similar to 17) $800
http://www.bananas.com/productdetail.asp/p
id_1663/productname_Numark-CDN90-Professio
nal-Dual-CD-Player but preferably with
dual platters instead of the knobs.
18) MIDI Sampler similar to 18) $800+
http://www.zzounds.com/item--AKAMPC1000
but without the extra goodies. Roland would
be prefered, but thats cause im a snob.
19) Creative Professional - E-MU 0404 19) $99
20) 18"+ Flat Panel Screen for Mounting 20) $400
near Kurzweil
ok. so the list could go on and on...and as much of a gift list for others, it is a list of things I need to get for me :) which im certain will occur for 95% of it. :-P
I need to win the lottery.