OMG WTF BBQ 1 teh R0kZ0Rs
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about thatdespairingfairy(-5000
points).
Last Saturday I bought porn for loki_kharma(-10 points).
In July I put gum in lifesraindrops's hair (-12 points).
Tuesday I gave xfireflamex a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-72 points).
In November I got xhenxhen addicted to marijuana (-403 points).
All year I bought alcohol for minors, mostly mindlessxfaggot(-20 points).
Last week I made a pr0n film staring shaveek(-200 points).
In March I helped daitriblai hide a body (-173 points).
In May I setjamesbabe's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6666 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking from shaveek!
Sincerely,
Fallen_Veritas