insecurity? what? you're paranoid? edgy you say? That's weird.
Holy Shit I look like a hobo!
Sometimes I wish my LJ had a little puddle of paranoid conspiracy theory geeks tracking it, I think I could have some fun with that. I'd need the roswell ufo fanatic types though, the kind that save pee in jars. It's one thing to be in the know about things like kenedy's assassination by mutants, but pee keeping skywatchers are just asking to be messed with.
Moving on, I guess I should wish Lyanna a happy birthday. She probably won't catch this until sometime next year, but it's proof good wishes were sent. I wish you...a merry christmas? christ it's not actually too far off now, guess time really doesn't wait for my mellow self, shocking.
Also, thanks for the cam hook up mr. murray. I appreciated it fully until finding a picture of a cock stored in its files, that was a little disturbing even for you.
Lets move on to some random questions I can fire into the void.
Could I hunt an elephant armed only with a bag of peanuts?
Does saying "bazooka" out loud give everyone butterflies?
Is there such a thing as an orangutuang gang bang, and if so, is it as fun to watch as it is to say?
Why do I see fully grown men sporting metalic shirts around town every summer, who are these people, is there a club?
While doing a little shopping last week at polo, I saw something very curious to me. I saw a woman I thought to be absolutely gorgeous, not bar star butt slut gorgeous, but elegant yuppy gorgeous, walking with the most comical looking man. He was shorter that she was, dressed in sloppily cut garments which each seemed to be 2 sizes too big for him, though clean in appearance. The icing on the cake was that he was sporting a big gnarly eye patch, this was no captain jack sparrow, he was more like captain morgan. Now I guess my question is...what is the explanation for this phenomenon? Did he have a dyn-o-mite personality? Deep pockets? A satisfaction garentee for his package? It just didn't seem right, his looks just barely kept him floating about the ugly line, while she was in a class of her own redefining the curve. Whatever the reason, mmm...and uhg.
That's all folks
here's the quote
"Cats, the other white meat"