Pink, deal with it.
So tonight is a "Pink Hair Night". Which means, incase you hadn't some how figured this out already, I have pink hair tonight. That doesn't sound as good as I was hopeing for.
A few notes,
- I'm out of Tums and desperately need more.
- I buy expensive socks.
- Lavender is an awesome color.
- You shouldn't eat finger nail polish.
- Everyone either needs to drink more or drink less. Depends on your current alcohol consumption.
- Texas is overly warm.
- The "there might be a tenth planet in our solar system" debate is still rageing.
- The art museum is still cool.
- Lake Michigan has rocks in it.
- Heroine is more fun to say than cocaine.
- Cocaine is rather entertaining to say. This should put into perspective how much fun heroine is to say.
- Adams Family is cool.
- Dead Like Me is bloody awesome.
- Day time TV is not.
- "On the Rag"... 'nough said. Thank you Emily.
- Cool hats are better than brakes.
- Under cooked rice is bad for you.
- If your a female Pope and in the middle of a procesion down the street you start to give birth the populace will stone you to death.
- Liam Niesson makes out with another guy in the movie "Kinsley".
- Trim your beard. You know who you are.
- Your girlfriend doesn't actually like your beard no matter how many times she claims too. Shes just being nice.
- Your girlfriend hates being your beard.
- Fun Club is actually surprisingly fun.
- To be cool you have to know the cool numbers.
- Pg 444 and 555 are where everyone hangs out.
- The DVD for the movie Constantine has no nifty special features.
- I remember when you rented or bought a movie and it didn't come with fifty special features standard.
- Are special features really special if every DVD has them?
- I could possibly go be a grim reaper.
- The correct time to do laundrey is at midnight.
- Noon 30 is an actual time.
- They are boats, not ships. Sorry.
- Their "not haveing sex" or so she defensively claims.
- Herion is still alot of fun to say.
- Taco Bell's bathrooms are really really really gross. The grossest I've ever been in. Ick.
- Ick and Icky are more fun words.
- I hate PE but its important.
- Drink more water.
- I did not say good buy for good. There has yet to be a party.
- I really want to go to the circus but can't.
- Cappacino sucks.
- Crossdressors and Drag Queens are vastly entertaining and fun, no matter what you say.
- I am the proud owner of new blades for my razor. These are important.
- Huricanes suck like a house being dropped on you.
- According a general concensus if Monkey's had wings they'd be able to fly.
- Also according a general concensus most people would choose to have wings over gills.
- Fish have scales.
- Fish flop.
- Happy or Vindictive.
- Laughter is a copeing mechanism for some people.
- Too sexually take advantage of some one is one of the worst possible things you could do.
- Just because some one says "its in the mail" doesn't mean its in the mail.
- Post Cards Rock.
- I don't use the term "Rock" very often.
- Green day started out Punk but is now Pop.
- Tinkerbell will most likely murder anyone who bashes Greenday's hardcoreness.
- I might be dead tommorrow. Yea never know.
- Diabetes sucks.
- Fatkins blows.
- I've eaten more fast food in the past week and a half than in two months.
- Elijah wood is rather cute.
- James Bond is close to the epitome of suave and cool.
- Iced Cube the Rapper scares 13 year old girls on the Carson Daily Show.
- Carson Daily's show sucks.
- No one is going to read to this point.
- "Only the mirror itself is real".
- My dentist reminds me of a clown.
- I am alergic to the sun. Period.
- Rain is awesome except on friday nights.
- Why have people stopped dreaming?
- Life is apparently dark.
- He won't kill me in my sleep. I already know what he'll do.
- The wait is killing me.
A few notes,
- I'm out of Tums and desperately need more.
- I buy expensive socks.
- Lavender is an awesome color.
- You shouldn't eat finger nail polish.
- Everyone either needs to drink more or drink less. Depends on your current alcohol consumption.
- Texas is overly warm.
- The "there might be a tenth planet in our solar system" debate is still rageing.
- The art museum is still cool.
- Lake Michigan has rocks in it.
- Heroine is more fun to say than cocaine.
- Cocaine is rather entertaining to say. This should put into perspective how much fun heroine is to say.
- Adams Family is cool.
- Dead Like Me is bloody awesome.
- Day time TV is not.
- "On the Rag"... 'nough said. Thank you Emily.
- Cool hats are better than brakes.
- Under cooked rice is bad for you.
- If your a female Pope and in the middle of a procesion down the street you start to give birth the populace will stone you to death.
- Liam Niesson makes out with another guy in the movie "Kinsley".
- Trim your beard. You know who you are.
- Your girlfriend doesn't actually like your beard no matter how many times she claims too. Shes just being nice.
- Your girlfriend hates being your beard.
- Fun Club is actually surprisingly fun.
- To be cool you have to know the cool numbers.
- Pg 444 and 555 are where everyone hangs out.
- The DVD for the movie Constantine has no nifty special features.
- I remember when you rented or bought a movie and it didn't come with fifty special features standard.
- Are special features really special if every DVD has them?
- I could possibly go be a grim reaper.
- The correct time to do laundrey is at midnight.
- Noon 30 is an actual time.
- They are boats, not ships. Sorry.
- Their "not haveing sex" or so she defensively claims.
- Herion is still alot of fun to say.
- Taco Bell's bathrooms are really really really gross. The grossest I've ever been in. Ick.
- Ick and Icky are more fun words.
- I hate PE but its important.
- Drink more water.
- I did not say good buy for good. There has yet to be a party.
- I really want to go to the circus but can't.
- Cappacino sucks.
- Crossdressors and Drag Queens are vastly entertaining and fun, no matter what you say.
- I am the proud owner of new blades for my razor. These are important.
- Huricanes suck like a house being dropped on you.
- According a general concensus if Monkey's had wings they'd be able to fly.
- Also according a general concensus most people would choose to have wings over gills.
- Fish have scales.
- Fish flop.
- Happy or Vindictive.
- Laughter is a copeing mechanism for some people.
- Too sexually take advantage of some one is one of the worst possible things you could do.
- Just because some one says "its in the mail" doesn't mean its in the mail.
- Post Cards Rock.
- I don't use the term "Rock" very often.
- Green day started out Punk but is now Pop.
- Tinkerbell will most likely murder anyone who bashes Greenday's hardcoreness.
- I might be dead tommorrow. Yea never know.
- Diabetes sucks.
- Fatkins blows.
- I've eaten more fast food in the past week and a half than in two months.
- Elijah wood is rather cute.
- James Bond is close to the epitome of suave and cool.
- Iced Cube the Rapper scares 13 year old girls on the Carson Daily Show.
- Carson Daily's show sucks.
- No one is going to read to this point.
- "Only the mirror itself is real".
- My dentist reminds me of a clown.
- I am alergic to the sun. Period.
- Rain is awesome except on friday nights.
- Why have people stopped dreaming?
- Life is apparently dark.
- He won't kill me in my sleep. I already know what he'll do.
- The wait is killing me.