Jun 22, 2006 01:30
Murphy’s Law is one lay I never wish there was. I loved my life by it today.
1. 4:30 this mourning I popped a tire on the interstate, doing a considerable speed, in the middle of nowhere... with no flashlight.
2. 7:30 a truck ran me off the road on a different Hwy
3. 8:30 got to school late and had to do the grunt work that was left
4. 8:32 almost missed my midterm exam because of #3
5. 8:50 didn't see the back side of said midterm and missed 3 questions (there were only
20 questions total)
6. 10:35 almost cut my finger off in the kitchen because of a dull knife
7. 11:00 kitchen got yelled at because the other half of the week took forever to do diets
8. 11:45 (a full hour late) we finally leave am lab and I stub my toe on the way out, and my friends eat all my chicken nuggets
9. 12:00 my 12:30 tour comes early (there are 25 ... ghetto... 6-7 year olds) they want to leave early and yell at me when I tell them we can't start till 12:30
10. 1:00 they see a black racer scurry across the path and start screaming bloody murder, run to the exit, and plow over one of my teachers... needless to say I got yelled at.
11. 4:45 I left my phone and contacts at school so I had to go back and get them
12. 6:15 my car gets towed
13. 12:00 I realize my car is gone and call police
14: 1.00 I get my car back from the shady part of town, for the price of 100 bucks (I’m not going to have food for quite a while)
15. 1:30 (the only good thing that happened) I got home and I’m going to bed...
if I was a weaker person.... I would have killed myself a while ago.