So Djinn just received this e-mail from her darling e-wife:
It's our e-anniversary in about twenty minutes. I got you something very special: a second e-wife!
petrichor_fizz is lovely and funny and a lesbian to boot
Oh Dee, you always know just what I want! Can I really keep her? *smooshes petra* (shutup I know her name isn't petra but it fits with her sn)
This is all so sudden! But convenient ... still only one anniversary to remember! Although I don't want to be presumptuous ...
petrichor_fizz, will you marry me ... er, us?