So, stolen from
bironic, Five Men I would Sleep With w/ No Questions Asked. Or, in my case, Five Men I might Go Straight For, in order of hotness. (from least to most, IMHO)
#5. Ewan MacGregor
Sorry Ewan, I love you, but not enough that I have a picture of you on my hard drive. Still, any of you who haven't seen it, go rent Velvet Goldmine. Among it's other fine points, you get to see Ewan's junk bounce around, AND he makes out with guys!
#4: Robert Sean Leonard
I know what you're thinking: 'RSL is number four? But Djinn, you LOVE RSL!' And indeed, you are right, I do. However it's much more an intellectual love for his character and acting ability that it is a 'jump your bones' kind of love.
#3: Carmine Giovinazzo
Bwuh. Let's just say he is, literally, the entire and sole reason that I started wathing CSI:NY. In many ways, he still is.
#2: Callum Keith Rennie
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I downloaded an entire season of the X-Files just to get the one episode he had a five-minute role in. He is also the reason I started watching Supernatural--I DLed the first season not because I wanted to see it, but because CKR was a guest star in the second episode. That soon changed, however, because of ...
#1: Jensen freakin' Ackles, baby!
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He-- it-- I-- GUH.
Seriously, is this boy or is he not the kind of pretty that one need protective eyewear to look at. Those eyes. That jaw. Those lips. That SMILE. If he walked up to me at a bar and said 'Wanna fuck?' ... well, let's just say I'd give the offer some serious consideration.
That is all, go away now.
~Djinn